Puns
Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? Many soles were lost.
Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? Many soles were lost.
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day.
Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Hey God what are you making?
Just a wooden stick that lights on fire
sounds like a match made in heaven
There are some sounds that everyone loves... - Shoes on gravel - Crackling of fire - The snapping necks of those who think they can disrespect you - Cats purring
A is for Amy who fell down the stairs. B is for Basil assaulted by bears. C is for Clara who wasted away. D is for Desmond thrown out of a sleigh. E is for Ernest who choked on a peach. F is for Fanny sucked dry by a leech. G is for George smothered under a rug. H is for Hector done in by a thug. I is for Ida who drowned in a lake. J is for James who took lye by mistake. K is for Kate who was struck with an axe. L is for Leo who swallowed some tacks. M is for Maud who was swept out to sea. N is for Neville who died of ennui. O is for Olive run through with an awl. P is for Prue trampled flat in a brawl. Q is for Quentin who sank in a mire. R is for Rhoda consumed by a fire. S is for Susan who perished of fits. T is for Titus who flew into bits. U is for Una who slipped down a drain. V is for Victor squashed under a train. W is for Winnie embedded in ice. X is for Xerxes devoured by mice. Y is for Yorick whose head was knocked in. Z is for Zillah who drank too much gin
i use to work at a calendar factory but i got fired because i missed a few days
My doctor told me that I had to burn calories, so I took a fat kid and lit them on fire
I refuse to believe my dad got fired as a road worker for theft. But when I came home there were signs everywhere
I've just been fired from the clock making factory after all those extra hours I put in.
Michael Jackson was once a guitar teacher, but he got fired because he fingered a minor
What does it sound when a dragon sings? A fire alarm
Your dick is like a shotgun, one cock and your ready to fire.
Why did the little girl's ice cream melt?
She was on fire.
What are so special about bullets ? :- They do work after they are fired
I love fire. My friends love it too. When i set them on fire, they run around and scream. They sometimes get so tired they immediately fall asleep forever. Also, they need a shower.
What do you call a red neck on fire. A fire cracker
What do you call a gay kid on fire? LGBBQ.
What's the difference between a hamster and a cigarette? They're both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire
Once, my father came home and found me in front of a roaring fire. That made my father very mad, as we didn't have a fireplace.