I was blessed with a 9inch dick. Fair to say that priest is in jail now
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Q: why do depressed people alway have colored hair?
A: that’s as close they can get to die
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I got a roommate, he killed a butterfly and I said no butter for a week, the next day he killed a cockroach. Son of a bitch nice try
Why do I have to go to a shooting range when I can go to school and do it for free
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Q: what’s stronger than family?
A: whatever tree Paul walker hit
Do you ever consider during the cremation, that the meat is well done?
Jesus can’t judge gay people, because he got nailed before he died
What’s the best part of stage four cancer?
A: there’s no stage five
It’s really hard to maintain a good body lately, unless you put it in a freezer
Q:What’s the difference between black panther and Batman?
A: Batman “returns”
Q: what’s the difference between Usain Bolt and Adolf hitler?
A: One got to finish a race
Q: what’s worst fingerbanging your sister? A: finding your dads wedding ring
How do you know your acne is getting out of hand? The blind start reading your face.
Why are so many Americans stupid? Cause they shoot the ones that go to school
What starts with “M” and ends with “arriage”?
Miscarriage
Wives are like Grenade’s. Pull the ring and the house is gone
Before jane, was tarzan clapping gorilla cheeks?