I was blessed with a 9inch dick. Fair to say that priest is in jail now
Mynutzzhurtfromlaughing
Q: why do depressed people alway have colored hair?
A: that’s as close they can get to die
I got a roommate, he killed a butterfly and I said no butter for a week, the next day he killed a cockroach. Son of a bitch nice try
Why do I have to go to a shooting range when I can go to school and do it for free
Q: what’s stronger than family?
A: whatever tree Paul walker hit
Do you ever consider during the cremation, that the meat is well done?
What’s the best part of stage four cancer?
A: there’s no stage five
It’s really hard to maintain a good body lately, unless you put it in a freezer
Q:What’s the difference between black panther and Batman?
A: Batman “returns”
Q: what’s the difference between Usain Bolt and Adolf hitler?
A: One got to finish a race
How do you know your acne is getting out of hand? The blind start reading your face.