My girlfriend wanted a marriage just like a fairy tale. Fair enough. I gave her a loaf of bread and left her in the forest with a rabid wolf.
Fairy Tale Marriage
Explanation
Explain Bear
Okay, listen up, buttercup. This joke is about a dude whose girlfriend wanted a "fairy tale" marriage. Instead of, you know, trying to make her happy, he dumps her in a forest with bread and a wolf. So, basically, he's saying fairy tales are terrible. Some 'happily ever after.' Your brain is so smooth, you probably think that's romantic. Also, I bet you watch TikTok all day.
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