Who needs singles day when your single for the rest of your life!
That guy
Father's day is a dad joke
Why have sex when you can perv on your neighbours grandma!
I tried to eat ass once the donkeys got one hell of a kick!
My wife started to get fat, so I slipped diet pills in her food and drink, 9 months later there's a fat little shit in my house bit atleast my wife's not a fat bitch anymore.
What's pink and red and full of bruises?
Your grandmother's pussy after I fucked her!
Why is leyla allowed to tell jokes?
Because her youtube and Instagram account have been dead for months....this leyla here guys is a fake!
Herpes no I don't want her her pees
If tomato is a fruit, is ketchup a smoothie?
Easy way to get away from rape is to become the rapist all women need to carry a 12inch dildo and a gun!
What's white red blue and brown all over?
The American flag I used to wipe my ass with.
I don't see why women are complaining about the glass ceiling, I mean if they reach high enough they can clean it...
What red white and blue all over?
A dead cop
They say the polar ice caps are melting, good because my wife's a fat cold bitch.
I went on a date with an Eastern European chick she got mad because I rushed her....
Get it's Russia and rushed her
What’s red and white and black all over?
A dead white man at night time!
Women getting paid is bad, women should not get paid...