Humor
You know, being a bitch is hard... but I found the person who's up for the challenge... you.
I'll stop with the horrible puns if you can say a good joke.
Americans prefer houses with basements. In fact, they're best cellars!
Puns about air conditioning. I'm not a fan.
I had a joke about pizza, it's just too cheesy.
What did one skeleton say to the other?
Skeleton 1: "I need a hand!"
Skeleton 2: (Throws up hand)
Skeleton 1: "That wasn't very humerus."
Skeleton 2: "Why do you have to be so heartless?"
Skeleton 1: "At least I had the guts to tell you!"
Q. What sound does a sleeping T-Rex make?
A. A dino-snore.
Cremation: Your last chance for a smoking hot body.
Why can’t you tell a funny joke to a wheelchair kid? Because he just rolls with the joke.
People wonder why our generation grew up so sarcastic.
"Hey, how do I look?"
"With your eyes, Joe."
What do you call a laughing motorcycle?
A Yamahahahaha!
What did the Ford Mustang say to the crowd of innocent people?
I'D HIT THAT!
I'm about to go to the orphanage to tell yo mama jokes.
What do you say when you wake up to the police trying to arrest you?
“C'mon, did ya really think I’d resist arrest?”
A man once sued smart water for not making him smart. Then a woman replied, “Okay cool, now I’m going to go sue Thin Mints for not making me thin.”
Chode.
I tried out some puns to make people laugh, but no pun in ten did.
A puma was making another puma laugh. That puma that was laughing said, “Stop making me laugh! I’m gonna puma pants!”
How many people does it take to change a lightbulb underwater? The results are shocking!
What did the diver say when he was trapped in seaweed?
- Kelp!