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I’m not lazy, I’m just bone tired. I bet that one tickled your funny bone. It sure got me rattled. Don’t try to stop me. I’ve got a skele-ton of these!

What did the skeleton say before dinner? BONE appetit. His whole family found that HUMERUS.

Why are skeletons so calm? Because nothing gets under their skin

What’s a skeleton’s favorite plant? A BONE-zai tree. But if they don’t like that one, how about a S-pine tree?

Why did the skeleton not rob the bank?

He did not have the guts!

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? SPARERIBS

Why can’t skeletons play church music? Because they have no organs.

Two skeleton brothers are talking 1st bro: Hey get up you and do some exercise you are so hevy you weigh a ton! 2nd bro: A skele-TON :)

What is a skeleton favorite instrument?

A trom-bone 😂

My friends say they don’t like my skeleton puns.

I should put a little more backbone into them.

what do you call a skeleton who went out in the snow? a numb skull! -sans

What happens when a skeleton does not laugh at you’re pun?

Looks like someones funny bone is broken😁

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts

What do you call a skeleton with no friends BONELY

Sans: why didn’t the skeleton not go to the party? Papyrus: because they looked like me? Sans:… Sure

why did the skeleton not go to the dance?

because he’s dead.

you idiot.

What do skeletons say before they begin dining? Bone-Appetit!

A skeleton walks into a bar. Orders a beer and a mop.

What’s a skeletons favorite instrument THE EXYLO-BONE

What did the skeleton say while riding his Harley Davidson motorcycle? I’m bone to be wild!