Skeleton

Skeleton Jokes

i hear skeletons like to play the saxaBONE, though i think the tromBONE would be better, but tibia honest, both can be HUMERUS, wouldnt wanna hurt your funny bone, but i think your starting to get BONELY so ill stop pulling your leg. Now get out before i give you a bad time.

I'm not lazy, I'm just bone tired. I bet that one tickled your funny bone. It sure got me rattled. Don't try to stop me. I've got a skele-ton of these!

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Sans: why didn't the skeleton not go to the party? Papyrus: because they looked like me? Sans:... Sure

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A funny joke scenario Person 1: Why didn't he skeleton go to the dance?

Person 2: Because he had no "body" to go with.

Person 1: Because he was ugly fat and nobody liked him

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