i hear skeletons like to play the saxaBONE, though i think the tromBONE would be better, but tibia honest, both can be HUMERUS, wouldnt wanna hurt your funny bone, but i think your starting to get BONELY so ill stop pulling your leg. Now get out before i give you a bad time.
why did the skeleton not go to the dance?
because he’s dead.
What did the skeleton say before dinner? BONE appetit. His whole family found that HUMERUS.
Sans: why didn’t the skeleton not go to the party? Papyrus: because they looked like me? Sans:… Sure
Why can’t skeletons play church music? Because they have no organs.
What do you call a skeleton with no friends BONELY
I’m not lazy, I’m just bone tired. I bet that one tickled your funny bone. It sure got me rattled. Don’t try to stop me. I’ve got a skele-ton of these!
Why are skeletons so calm? Because nothing gets under their skin
What is a skeleton favorite instrument?
A trom-bone 😂
A funny joke scenario Person 1: Why didn’t he skeleton go to the dance?
Person 2: Because he had no “body” to go with.
Person 1: Because he was ugly fat and nobody liked him
what does a skeleton put on his roof shin-gulls
Why did the skeleton not rob the bank?
He did not have the guts!
what do you call a skeleton who went out in the snow? a numb skull! -sans
What do skeletons hate the most about wind? Nothing, it goes right through them.
a skeleton goes sky diving. doesn’t come back in one piece
What do skeletons say before they begin dining? Bone-Appetit!
What did the skeleton say while riding his Harley Davidson motorcycle? I’m bone to be wild!
What happens when a skeleton does not laugh at you’re pun?
Looks like someones funny bone is broken😁
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? SPARERIBS
A skeleton walks into a bar. Orders a beer and a mop.