Skeleton Jokes

Legs

sans the skeletonw
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i hear skeletons like to play the saxaBONE, though i think the tromBONE would be better, but tibia honest, both can be HUMERUS, wouldnt wanna hurt your funny bone, but i think your starting to get BONELY so ill stop pulling your leg. Now get out before i give you a bad time.

Idiot

flowey
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why did the skeleton not go to the dance?

because he’s dead.

you idiot.

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Appetite

Anonymous
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What did the skeleton say before dinner? BONE appetit. His whole family found that HUMERUS.

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Puns

Anonymous
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Why can't skeletons play church music? Because they have no organs.

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Bone

A lazy skeleton
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I'm not lazy, I'm just bone tired. I bet that one tickled your funny bone. It sure got me rattled. Don't try to stop me. I've got a skele-ton of these!

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Puns

SansTheSkleleton
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Why did the skeleton not rob the bank?

He did not have the guts!

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Skin

Anonymous
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Why are skeletons so calm? Because nothing gets under their skin

Party

Sans
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Sans: why didn't the skeleton not go to the party? Papyrus: because they looked like me? Sans:... Sure

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Wind

Anonymous
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What do skeletons hate the most about wind? Nothing, it goes right through them.

Sky

Unknowingermine
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a skeleton goes sky diving. doesn't come back in one piece

Roof

W.D. gaster
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what does a skeleton put on his roof shin-gulls

Puns

Guy who likes puns
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What do you call a skeleton with no friends BONELY

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Puns

Sans the skeleton
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What happens when a skeleton does not laugh at you're pun?

Looks like someones funny bone is broken😁

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Bone

Sans the skeleton
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What is a skeleton favorite instrument?

A trom-bone 😂

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Fat

Someone
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A funny joke scenario Person 1: Why didn't he skeleton go to the dance?

Person 2: Because he had no "body" to go with.

Person 1: Because he was ugly fat and nobody liked him

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Appetite

Anonymous
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What do skeletons say before they begin dining? Bone-Appetit!

Ride

Anonymous
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What did the skeleton say while riding his Harley Davidson motorcycle? I’m bone to be wild!

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Snow

sans
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what do you call a skeleton who went out in the snow? a numb skull! -sans

Restaurant

Anonymous
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What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? SPARERIBS

Bar

Anonymous
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A skeleton walks into a bar. Orders a beer and a mop.

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