Why did the skeleton not rob the bank?

He did not have the guts!

What’s a skeleton’s favorite plant? A BONE-zai tree. But if they don’t like that one, how about a S-pine tree?

I’m not lazy, I’m just bone tired. I bet that one tickled your funny bone. It sure got me rattled. Don’t try to stop me. I’ve got a skele-ton of these!

What did the skeleton say before dinner? BONE appetit. His whole family found that HUMERUS.

Why can’t skeletons play church music? Because they have no organs.

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? SPARERIBS

Why are skeletons so calm? Because nothing gets under their skin

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts

What did the skeleton say while riding his Harley Davidson motorcycle? I’m bone to be wild!

What happens when a skeleton does not laugh at you’re pun?

Looks like someones funny bone is broken😁

What do you call a skeleton with no friends BONELY

What do skeletons say before they begin dining? Bone-Appetit!

What is a skeleton favorite instrument?

A trom-bone 😂

How do skeletons have sex?

They bone each other.

What’s the difference between a skeleton and a baby? I don’t set the skeleton on fire.

A skeleton walks into a bar. Orders a beer and a mop.

My friends say they don’t like my skeleton puns.

I should put a little more backbone into them.

I was cooking eggs the other day. It was very EGGxiting, all though, I was EGGxaggerating, but, if you think that wasn’t funny to you, then your hard boiled, that’s all for today YOLKS, so I said before several cats starting fighting, that sht was a CATastrophe, these kittens were all like “You’ve gotta be KITTEN me.” Mean while, in the ocean, they just waved, SEA what I did there? You SHORE you didn’t? Oh, alright, that’s okay bud- I guess these ocean puns are too DEEP for you. No? Okay- but, you know why the skeleton was lonely, eh? Oh, cause he had NO BODY. Why didn’t the skeleton ask the girl out? He didn’t have the guts. What did the skeleton do to his gf? He BNED her. No? Alright. Those didn’t make you laugh? Maybe I should hit your funny bone.

What do skeletons hate the most about wind? Nothing, it goes right through them.

When does a skeleton laugh? When someone tickles his funny bone!

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