What did the skeleton say before dinner? BONE appetit. His whole family found that HUMERUS.

why did the skeleton not go to the dance?

because he’s dead.

you idiot.

i hear skeletons like to play the saxaBONE, though i think the tromBONE would be better, but tibia honest, both can be HUMERUS, wouldnt wanna hurt your funny bone, but i think your starting to get BONELY so ill stop pulling your leg. Now get out before i give you a bad time.

Sans: why didn’t the skeleton not go to the party? Papyrus: because they looked like me? Sans:… Sure

Why are skeletons so calm? Because nothing gets under their skin

I’m not lazy, I’m just bone tired. I bet that one tickled your funny bone. It sure got me rattled. Don’t try to stop me. I’ve got a skele-ton of these!

Why did the skeleton not rob the bank?

He did not have the guts!

What is a skeleton favorite instrument?

A trom-bone 😂

Why did’nt the skeleton go to the dance party because he had NOBODY to dance with

Two skeleton brothers are talking 1st bro: Hey get up you and do some exercise you are so hevy you weigh a ton! 2nd bro: A skele-TON :)

What do skeletons say before they begin dining? Bone-Appetit!

what does a skeleton put on his roof shin-gulls

What did the skeleton say to the other skeleton? “You’re dead to me.”

what do you call a skeleton who went out in the snow? a numb skull! -sans

What do skeletons hate the most about wind? Nothing, it goes right through them.

I was cooking eggs the other day. It was very EGGxiting, all though, I was EGGxaggerating, but, if you think that wasn’t funny to you, then your hard boiled, that’s all for today YOLKS, so I said before several cats starting fighting, that sht was a CATastrophe, these kittens were all like “You’ve gotta be KITTEN me.” Mean while, in the ocean, they just waved, SEA what I did there? You SHORE you didn’t? Oh, alright, that’s okay bud- I guess these ocean puns are too DEEP for you. No? Okay- but, you know why the skeleton was lonely, eh? Oh, cause he had NO BODY. Why didn’t the skeleton ask the girl out? He didn’t have the guts. What did the skeleton do to his gf? He BNED her. No? Alright. Those didn’t make you laugh? Maybe I should hit your funny bone.

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? SPARERIBS

What’s a skeleton’s favorite plant? A BONE-zai tree. But if they don’t like that one, how about a S-pine tree?

A skeleton walks into a bar. Orders a beer and a mop.

Why can’t skeletons play church music? Because they have no organs.