Skeleton jokes
Why did the skeleton not go to the dance?
Because he’s dead.
You idiot.
I hear skeletons like to play the saxaBONE, though I think the tromBONE would be better, but tibia honest, both can be HUMERUS, wouldn't wanna hurt your funny bone, but I think your starting to get BONELY so I'll stop pulling your leg. Now get out before I give you a bad time.
What did the skeleton say before dinner? "Bone appetit." His whole family found that humerus.
Why can't skeletons play church music?
Because they have no organs.
What do skeletons hate the most about wind?
Nothing, it goes right through them.
Sans: Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Papyrus: Because they looked like me?
Sans: ... Sure.
I'm not lazy, I'm just bone tired. I bet that one tickled your funny bone. It sure got me rattled. Don't try to stop me. I've got a skele-ton of these!
Why did the skeleton not rob the bank?
He did not have the guts!
Why are skeletons so calm?
Because nothing gets under their skin.
A funny joke scenario.
Person 1: Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Person 2: Because he had no "body" to go with.
Person 1: Because he was ugly, fat, and nobody liked him.
A skeleton goes sky diving. Doesn't come back in one piece.
What does a skeleton put on his roof?
Shin-gulls.
What happens when a skeleton does not laugh at your pun?
Looks like someone's funny bone is broken. 😁
What do skeletons say before they begin dining?
Bone-appetit!
What do you call a skeleton with no friends? Bonely.
What do you call a skeleton who went out in the snow? A numb skull!
Joke.
A skeleton walks into a bar. Orders a beer and a mop.
What did the skeleton say to the genderless child? "You're fucking dead, mate."
Why didn't the skeleton go to prom?
He was dead. You fool. You fell for my trick. I'm very heartless.
Oh wait.
You fool!