Skeleton jokes
I hear skeletons like to play the saxaBONE, though I think the tromBONE would be better, but tibia honest, both can be HUMERUS, wouldn't wanna hurt your funny bone, but I think your starting to get BONELY so I'll stop pulling your leg. Now get out before I give you a bad time.
Why did the skeleton not go to the dance?
Because he’s dead.
You idiot.
Why can't skeletons play church music?
Because they have no organs.
I'm not lazy, I'm just bone tired. I bet that one tickled your funny bone. It sure got me rattled. Don't try to stop me. I've got a skele-ton of these!
A funny joke scenario.
Person 1: Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Person 2: Because he had no "body" to go with.
Person 1: Because he was ugly, fat, and nobody liked him.
What do you call a cleaning skeleton?
The Grim Sweeper.
What did the skeleton say before dinner? "Bone appetit." His whole family found that humerus.
Why are skeletons so calm?
Because nothing gets under their skin.
How do skeletons talk to each other? By the telebone.
Why did the skeleton not rob the bank? He did not have the guts!
Papyrus: Sans, stop being a lazy Bones.
Sans: Why bro, guess you don't have the back bone to do anything, heheh.
What do you call two skeletons dancing in a tin can?
Noise!
A skeleton walks into the hospital and said: "Doctor, Doctor, I broke my leg!" The doctor said: "I see..."
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance party? Because he had NOBODY to dance with.
What do skeletons hate the most about wind?
Nothing, it goes right through them.
You might find this joke a rib-tickler, but I sure do.
What do you call a skeleton's omelet?
A bonelet.
What does a skeleton put on his roof?
Shin-gulls.
What happens when a skeleton does not laugh at your pun?
Looks like someone's funny bone is broken. 😁
A skeleton decided to become an assassin.
He was always skull-king around!