Skeleton jokes
Why did the skeleton not go to the dance?
Because he’s dead.
You idiot.
Sans: Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Papyrus: Because they looked like me?
Sans: ... Sure.
I hear skeletons like to play the saxaBONE, though I think the tromBONE would be better, but tibia honest, both can be HUMERUS, wouldn't wanna hurt your funny bone, but I think your starting to get BONELY so I'll stop pulling your leg. Now get out before I give you a bad time.
What do skeletons say before they begin dining?
Bone-appetit!
What does a skeleton put on his roof?
Shin-gulls.
What's a skeleton's favorite food?
Spare ribs.
What did the skeleton say to the genderless child? "You're fucking dead, mate."
What did the skeleton say before dinner? "Bone appetit." His whole family found that humerus.
What did the skeleton say to the other skeleton? "You're dead to me."
Why can't skeletons play church music?
Because they have no organs.
What do you call a skeleton's omelet?
A bonelet.
What did the skeleton say while riding his Harley Davidson motorcycle?
I’m bone to be wild!
Why did the skeleton not rob the bank?
He did not have the guts!
Skeleton puns? Nah... they aren't that humerus.
The skeleton cancelled the gallery showing of his skull-ptures because his heart just wasn’t in it.
Joke.
What do you call a skeleton with no friends? Bonely.
Why are skeletons so calm?
Because nothing gets under their skin.
What do you call pasta that’s made by a skeleton? A CREEPYpasta! (It’s my first one, lol)
What do skeletons hate the most about wind?
Nothing, it goes right through them.