Why are skeletons so calm? Because nothing gets under their skin

Why did the skeleton not rob the bank?

He did not have the guts!

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? SPARERIBS

I’m not lazy, I’m just bone tired. I bet that one tickled your funny bone. It sure got me rattled. Don’t try to stop me. I’ve got a skele-ton of these!

What’s a skeleton’s favorite plant? A BONE-zai tree. But if they don’t like that one, how about a S-pine tree?

What did the skeleton say before dinner? BONE appetit. His whole family found that HUMERUS.

Why can’t skeletons play church music? Because they have no organs.

What happens when a skeleton does not laugh at you’re pun?

Looks like someones funny bone is broken😁

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts

My friends say they don’t like my skeleton puns.

I should put a little more backbone into them.

what do you call a skeleton who went out in the snow? a numb skull! -sans

Sans: why didn’t the skeleton not go to the party? Papyrus: because they looked like me? Sans:… Sure

What do you call a skeleton with no friends BONELY

What is a skeleton favorite instrument?

A trom-bone 😂

why did the skeleton not go to the dance?

because he’s dead.

you idiot.

Two skeleton brothers are talking 1st bro: Hey get up you and do some exercise you are so hevy you weigh a ton! 2nd bro: A skele-TON :)

What’s a skeletons favorite instrument THE EXYLO-BONE

GET UP YOU LAZYBONES!

What do skeletons say before they begin dining? Bone-Appetit!

A skeleton walks into a bar. Orders a beer and a mop.