Why are skeletons so calm? Because nothing gets under their skin

Why did the skeleton not rob the bank?

He did not have the guts!

I’m not lazy, I’m just bone tired. I bet that one tickled your funny bone. It sure got me rattled. Don’t try to stop me. I’ve got a skele-ton of these!

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? SPARERIBS

What did the skeleton say before dinner? BONE appetit. His whole family found that HUMERUS.

What’s a skeleton’s favorite plant? A BONE-zai tree. But if they don’t like that one, how about a S-pine tree?

What happens when a skeleton does not laugh at you’re pun?

Looks like someones funny bone is broken😁


Sans: why didn’t the skeleton not go to the party? Papyrus: because they looked like me? Sans:… Sure

Why can’t skeletons play church music? Because they have no organs.

i hear skeletons like to play the saxaBONE, though i think the tromBONE would be better, but tibia honest, both can be HUMERUS, wouldnt wanna hurt your funny bone, but i think your starting to get BONELY so ill stop pulling your leg. Now get out before i give you a bad time.

what do you call a skeleton who went out in the snow? a numb skull! -sans

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts

My friends say they don’t like my skeleton puns.

I should put a little more backbone into them.

why did the skeleton not go to the dance?

because he’s dead.

you idiot.

What is a skeleton favorite instrument?

A trom-bone 😂

Two skeleton brothers are talking 1st bro: Hey get up you and do some exercise you are so hevy you weigh a ton! 2nd bro: A skele-TON :)

what does a skeleton put on his roof shin-gulls

What did the skeleton say to the other skeleton? “You’re dead to me.”

Why did the skeleton go to jail? Because he was bad to the bone!