Skeleton

Skeleton Jokes

Dance

Why did the skeleton not go to the dance?

Because he’s dead.

You idiot.

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  • Trombone

    I hear skeletons like to play the saxaBONE, though I think the tromBONE would be better, but tibia honest, both can be HUMERUS, wouldn't wanna hurt your funny bone, but I think your starting to get BONELY so I'll stop pulling your leg. Now get out before I give you a bad time.

    Dinner

    What did the skeleton say before dinner? "Bone appetit." His whole family found that humerus.

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  • Party

    Sans: Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?

    Papyrus: Because they looked like me?

    Sans: ... Sure.

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  • Bone

    I'm not lazy, I'm just bone tired. I bet that one tickled your funny bone. It sure got me rattled. Don't try to stop me. I've got a skele-ton of these!

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  • Wind

    What do skeletons hate the most about wind?

    Nothing, it goes right through them.

    Motorcycle

    What did the skeleton say while riding his Harley Davidson motorcycle?

    I’m bone to be wild!

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  • Bank

    Why did the skeleton not rob the bank?

    He did not have the guts!

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  • Skin

    Why are skeletons so calm?

    Because nothing gets under their skin.

    Dance

    A funny joke scenario.

    Person 1: Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?

    Person 2: Because he had no "body" to go with.

    Person 1: Because he was ugly, fat, and nobody liked him.

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  • Bone

    What happens when a skeleton does not laugh at your pun?

    Looks like someone's funny bone is broken. 😁

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  • Snow

    What do you call a skeleton who went out in the snow? A numb skull!

    Child

    What did the skeleton say to the genderless child? "You're fucking dead, mate."