Legs

sans the skeletonw

i hear skeletons like to play the saxaBONE, though i think the tromBONE would be better, but tibia honest, both can be HUMERUS, wouldnt wanna hurt your funny bone, but i think your starting to get BONELY so ill stop pulling your leg. Now get out before i give you a bad time.

Idiot

flowey

why did the skeleton not go to the dance?

because he’s dead.

you idiot.

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Bone

Anonymous

What did the skeleton say before dinner? BONE appetit. His whole family found that HUMERUS.

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Puns

Anonymous

Why can’t skeletons play church music? Because they have no organs.

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Bone

A lazy skeleton

I’m not lazy, I’m just bone tired. I bet that one tickled your funny bone. It sure got me rattled. Don’t try to stop me. I’ve got a skele-ton of these!

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Wind

Anonymous

What do skeletons hate the most about wind? Nothing, it goes right through them.

Bank

SansTheSkleleton

Why did the skeleton not rob the bank?

He did not have the guts!

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Skin

Anonymous

Why are skeletons so calm? Because nothing gets under their skin

Party

Sans

Sans: why didn’t the skeleton not go to the party? Papyrus: because they looked like me? Sans:… Sure

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Bone

Sans the skeleton

What is a skeleton favorite instrument?

A trom-bone 😂

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Sky

Unknowingermine

a skeleton goes sky diving. doesn’t come back in one piece

Roof

W.D. gaster

what does a skeleton put on his roof shin-gulls

Puns

Sans the skeleton

What happens when a skeleton does not laugh at you’re pun?

Looks like someones funny bone is broken😁

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Puns

Guy who likes puns

What do you call a skeleton with no friends BONELY

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Bone

Anonymous

What do skeletons say before they begin dining? Bone-Appetit!

Bone

Anonymous

What did the skeleton say while riding his Harley Davidson motorcycle? I’m bone to be wild!

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Fat

Someone

A funny joke scenario Person 1: Why didn’t he skeleton go to the dance?

Person 2: Because he had no “body” to go with.

Person 1: Because he was ugly fat and nobody liked him

Skull

sans

what do you call a skeleton who went out in the snow? a numb skull! -sans

Restaurant

Anonymous

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? SPARERIBS

Bar

Anonymous

A skeleton walks into a bar. Orders a beer and a mop.

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