Why are skeletons so calm? Because nothing gets under their skin
I’m not lazy, I’m just bone tired. I bet that one tickled your funny bone. It sure got me rattled. Don’t try to stop me. I’ve got a skele-ton of these!
What’s a skeleton’s favorite plant? A BONE-zai tree. But if they don’t like that one, how about a S-pine tree?
What happens when a skeleton does not laugh at you’re pun?
Looks like someones funny bone is broken😁
Sans: why didn’t the skeleton not go to the party? Papyrus: because they looked like me? Sans:… Sure
Two skeleton brothers are talking 1st bro: Hey get up you and do some exercise you are so hevy you weigh a ton! 2nd bro: A skele-TON :)