Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road Because it was stuck in a crack

Why did the toilet roll roll down the hill? To get to the bottom!

Why didn’t the toilet paper make it across the road?

It got stuck in a crack

Women are like rolls of toilet paper they are either really cheap or expensive, you use them a lot and they deal with a lot of s##t.

Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?

Because it’s finger licken’ good!

the toilet paper tried to cross the road he couldnt because he was stuck in a CRACK

Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtan… So your the one !

Why do people keep saying why did the toilet paper not cross because it got stuck in the crack because it got stuck in their crack.

What did one piece of toilet paper say to the other? “I feel really wiped.”

This is a joke about Ms. Ploopatoink, a made-up character who is a pink fluffy pony who loves toilet paper.

Why is Ms. Ploopatoink like a toilet plunger? They both jump in the toilet!

Why did the toilet paper not make across the road

Because it got stuck in the crack

Yo mama is so skinny she uses floss as toilet paper

Q. why did the toilet paper cross the road A. it did not want to get stuck in a crack

Question: Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?

Answer: Because there was a…

CRACK IN IT!!! HAHAHAHAHA! :)

Last time I got a piece of ass was hen my finger went through the toilet paper.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

To get to the bottom.

I saw some toilet paper rolls rolling in the wind. So I called “TOLIET PAPERS ROLLING IN”

Toilet paper cried across the road

Why did the toilet paper cross the road? It was on a roll

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