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why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack.

Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road Because it was stuck in a crack

Why did the toilet roll roll down the hill? To get to the bottom!

Why didn’t the toilet paper make it across the road?

It got stuck in a crack

Yo mama is so skinny she uses floss as toilet paper

This is a joke about Ms. Ploopatoink, a made-up character who is a pink fluffy pony who loves toilet paper.

Why is Ms. Ploopatoink like a toilet plunger? They both jump in the toilet!

Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?

Because it’s finger licken’ good!

Q. why did the toilet paper cross the road A. it did not want to get stuck in a crack

Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road? It go stuck in a crack

Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtan… So your the one !

Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the street?

Because it got stuck in a crack :)

What did one piece of toilet paper say to the other? “I feel really wiped.”

Question: Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?

Answer: Because there was a…

CRACK IN IT!!! HAHAHAHAHA! :)

Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road-because it got stuck in a crack

Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack…

Why didn’t the toilet paper not cross the road? it was stuck in a crack

Why did the toilet paper cross the road It didnt it got stuck in a crack

why did the toilet paper roll down the hill

because of gravity

Women are like rolls of toilet paper they are either really cheap or expensive, you use them a lot and they deal with a lot of s##t.

wat

Why does the disabled person scrunch his toilet paper up because that’s the way he rolls

Y didn’t the toilet paper cross the road?

Because it got stuck in a crack.

Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road?

It didn’t want to get stuck in any more CRACKS