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Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road Because it was stuck in a crack

Why did the toilet roll roll down the hill? To get to the bottom!

Why didn’t the toilet paper make it across the road?

It got stuck in a crack

Women are like rolls of toilet paper they are either really cheap or expensive, you use them a lot and they deal with a lot of s##t.

why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack.

Yo mama is so skinny she uses floss as toilet paper

Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?

Because it’s finger licken’ good!

Q. why did the toilet paper cross the road A. it did not want to get stuck in a crack

Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road?

Because it got stuck in a crack 🤣😂🤣

What did one piece of toilet paper say to the other? “I feel really wiped.”

Why does the disabled person scrunch his toilet paper up because that’s the way he rolls

This is a joke about Ms. Ploopatoink, a made-up character who is a pink fluffy pony who loves toilet paper.

Why is Ms. Ploopatoink like a toilet plunger? They both jump in the toilet!

Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road? It go stuck in a crack

Last time I got a piece of ass was hen my finger went through the toilet paper.

Why did the toilet paper not make across the road

Because it got stuck in the crack

Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the street?

Because it got stuck in a crack :)

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Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtan… So your the one !

I saw some toilet paper rolls rolling in the wind. So I called “TOLIET PAPERS ROLLING IN”

Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road-because it got stuck in a crack