Why didn’t the toilet paper make it across the road?

It got stuck in a crack

I got in touch with my inner self today, it’s the last time I use 1 ply toilet roll

Ran out of toilet paper so had to start using lettuce leaves…today was the tip of the iceberg

I ain’t shaking any ones hand, not because of the Coronavirus… I ain’t shaking any ones hand because y’all out of toilet paper!

Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?

Because it’s finger licken’ good!

Why did the toilet roll roll down the hill? To get to the bottom!

I figured out why everyone is buying toilet paper because a huge rock is headed towards earth and paper covers rock

Its embarrassing when there is no toilet paper and you need to go and get one with your pants down, lucky enough the super market is just round the corner.

What did one piece of toilet paper say to the other? “I feel really wiped.”

Why are people mass buying toilet paper because of the corona virus? When someone sneezes every one shits they’re pants

Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road Because it was stuck in a crack

Today there was a big test for Little Timmy. During the test, Timmy had to take a really huge shit. So he rushed to the bathroom. He took a while in there. When he was done, he had realized there was no more toilet paper left. Since there was nothing around him to use, the only thing he could do was wipe with his hand. His time in the bathroom was up, and he needed to finish that test! He didn’t have time to wash his hands. So he hurried back. The problem was, the hand he wiped with was his right hand. He used his left hand to complete the test, which made him fail. When he got home, his mother was standing there crossing her arms. “Timmy, the teacher had called and said you wrote sloppy on your test. Why is that?” Timmy replied, “Oh, it’s because I caught a leprechaun with my right hand, but if I opened it my classmates would scare him away, so I had to use my left.” Timmy’s mother glared at him with disbelief. “Timmy, I don’t believe you. Now open your hand!” Timmy did so and opened his hand. “See, mother? I said you’d scare the shit out of him!”

Badass Toilet Paper Company: We don’t take shit off of anyone.

Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtan… So your the one !

KFC doesn’t use toilet paper because it is finger lickin good

What does the starship Enterprise & toilet paper have in common?

Answer: they both circle Ur-Anus looking for Kling-Ons!

What does Star Trek and Toilet Paper have in common??

Both fly around Uranus and wipe out Klingons!

How can toilet paper decorate your house

Shit sticks everywhere

Why did the toilet paper cross the road? It was on a roll

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