Why didn’t the toilet paper make it across the road?

It got stuck in a crack

Ran out of toilet paper so had to start using lettuce leaves…today was the tip of the iceberg

Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road Because it was stuck in a crack

Why did the toilet roll roll down the hill? To get to the bottom!

What did one piece of toilet paper say to the other? “I feel really wiped.”

I ain’t shaking any ones hand, not because of the Coronavirus… I ain’t shaking any ones hand because y’all out of toilet paper!

Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?

Because it’s finger licken’ good!

I got in touch with my inner self today, it’s the last time I use 1 ply toilet roll

Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtan… So your the one !

How can toilet paper decorate your house

Shit sticks everywhere

Today there was a big test for Little Timmy. During the test, Timmy had to take a really huge shit. So he rushed to the bathroom. He took a while in there. When he was done, he had realized there was no more toilet paper left. Since there was nothing around him to use, the only thing he could do was wipe with his hand. His time in the bathroom was up, and he needed to finish that test! He didn’t have time to wash his hands. So he hurried back. The problem was, the hand he wiped with was his right hand. He used his left hand to complete the test, which made him fail. When he got home, his mother was standing there crossing her arms. “Timmy, the teacher had called and said you wrote sloppy on your test. Why is that?” Timmy replied, “Oh, it’s because I caught a leprechaun with my right hand, but if I opened it my classmates would scare him away, so I had to use my left.” Timmy’s mother glared at him with disbelief. “Timmy, I don’t believe you. Now open your hand!” Timmy did so and opened his hand. “See, mother? I said you’d scare the shit out of him!”

Badass Toilet Paper Company: We don’t take shit off of anyone.

Women are like rolls of toilet paper they are either really cheap or expensive, you use them a lot and they deal with a lot of s##t.

I see how it is y’all be buying toilet paper stocking up from the Coronavirus but where on the symptoms does it say diarrhea lol why y’all be buying toilet paper now I am just confused

Why are people mass buying toilet paper because of the corona virus? When someone sneezes every one shits they’re pants

Toothbrush says I have the worst job ever. Toilet paper says you think your job shity.

Did you know toilets while your at work they eat your toilet paper

Why do people keep saying why did the toilet paper not cross because it got stuck in the crack because it got stuck in their crack.

Why did the toilet paper cross the road? To wipe the chickens ass!

Its embarrassing when there is no toilet paper and you need to go and get one with your pants down, lucky enough the super market is just round the corner.