Venus jokes
What day does Venus like?
SATURNday.
North Korea and the Martians were fighting about who was going to reach Venus first.
Trump steps in and says, "That doesn't matter, America is going to land on the sun first."
The Martians and North Korea said, "You can't land on the sun, it's too hot and you will die."
Trump said his brilliant plan, "America is going to land there at night."
There was once a man from Peru. Who fell asleep in a canoe. While dreaming of Venus, He played with his penis, And awoke with a hand full of goo.
Gay person to girl: What’s your favorite planet?
Girl: Penus-(penis)(venus), and what is yours?
Gay person: What else, it's Your Anus (Uranus)!😅
Earlier that day...
Mars: Okay Venus, you need to stop with the puns.
Mission on space.
Mars: Moon? You okay?
Moon:...
Mars: Moon come on! Stop spacing out!
*Venus and Moon giving her the smirk*
Yo momma so delusional, she thought your grandma's Venus flytrap was Audrey II.
I go to Venus to get a bigger penis.
A man can form Jupiter girls came from Venus, and other genders came right from Uranus.
Replace the v in Venus with a p.
Say all the planets: Mars, Saturn, Uranus.
Henry jas Mercury in Uranus.
Which planet would I consider dating?
I don’t know, but not Saturn because she’s already got a ring on her.