Venus

Venus Jokes

North Korea and the Martians were fighting about who was going to reach Venus first. Trump steps in and says, "That doesn't matter, America is going to land on the sun first." The Martians and North Korea said, "You can't land on the sun, it's too hot and you will die." Trump said his brilliant plan, "America is going to land there at night."

Which planet would I consider dating?

I don’t know, but not Saturn cause she’s already got a ring on her

There was once a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe While dreaming of Venus He played with his penis And awoke with a hand full of goo

Earlier that day.. Mars:Okay Venus, you need to stop with the puns Mission on space Mars:Moon?You okay? Moon:... Mars:Moon come on! Stop SPACING out! *Venus and Moon giving her the smirk*

Gay person to girl:what’s your favourite planet Girl:penus-(penis)(venus),and what is yours? Gay person: what else, its Your Anus(uranus)😅