Uranus jokes

You're so fat, astronomers discovered a planet larger than Earth but smaller than Uranus.

Better call NASA and tell them there are only going to be 7 planets after I destroy URANUS.

I wish my name was Voyager 2...

So I could have the first encounter with Uranus. :)

The world exploded, so now I need to visit Uranus.

I can see Uranus from here, and it's mighty gassy!

Why is Mars red? Because it saw Uranus! 😂

Patient to doctor: "Will I be ok, Doc?"

Doctor: "I doubt it. Mercury is in Uranus now."

Patient: "I don't do that astrology stuff."

Doctor: "Nor me. My thermometer just broke."

Hubble just spotted something huge coming out of Uranus.

Keep the planet clean. It's not Uranus.

Why do you have to watch your back at NASA? They want to probe Uranus.

Many were curious about how methane ended up on Mars.

I'm pretty sure it was because of Uranus.

If Uranus is so gross, why do they take HD photos of it?

I have a picture of Uranus on my computer.

My dog once went to Uranus. 🐶🤣🤣🤣

You know, because dogs sniff Uranus? 😂😂😂

What is Michael Jackson's favorite planet? Uranus.

Did you know that Uranus is as big as the moon?

Uranus is huge.

Oh baby, there's about to be 7 planets because I'm gonna destroy Uranus.

Sir William Herschel discovered Uranus in 1781, 200 years before you were born. How did he do that?

you.