If Uranus is so gross, Why do they take HD photos of it?
I can see Uranus from here, and it's mighty gassy!
Better call NASA and tell them there are only going to be 7 planets after I destroy URANUS.
Patient to doctor: "Will I be ok, Doc?" Doctor: "I doubt it. Mercury is in Uranus now." Patient: "I don't do that astrology stuff." Doctor: "Nor me. My thermometer just broke."
You're so fat, astronomers discovered a planet larger than Earth but smaller than Uranus.
hubble just spotted something huge coming out of uranus
Sir William Herschel discovered Uranus in 1781, 200 years before you were born. How did he do that??
I wish my name was Voyager 2... So I could have the first encounter with Uranus. :)
Keep the planet clean. It's not Uranus.
Why do you have to watch your back at NASA? They want to probe Uranus.
The world exploded, so now I need to visit Uranus.
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Why is Mars red? Because it saw Uranus! 😂
Flat Earther pickup line: "The Earth may be flat, but Uranus is round."
Uranus Ur anus your anus anus is what's in between your two buttocks
What is Michael Jackson's favorite planet? Uranus.
You Saturn a chair with Uranus.
Did you know that Uranus is as big as the moon?
What is big, round, and gassy? URANUS.
Uranus is larger than Neptune but Neptune is more massive/heavier. (Fact not joke also Neptune don't kill me)
