Uranus Jokes

If Uranus is so gross, Why do they take HD photos of it?

You're so fat astronomers discovered a planet larger than earth but smaller than Uranus

Better call NASA and tell them there is only going to be 7 planets after I destroy URANUS.

I can see uranus from here and its mighty gassy!

Patient to doctor "will I be ok Doc?" Doctor:"I doubt it. Mercury is in Uranus now" Patient: "I dont do that astrology stuff" Doctor:"Nor me. My thermometer just broke"

hubble just spotted something huge coming out of uranus

Sir William Herschel discovered Uranus in 1781, 200 years before you were born. How did he do that??

keep the planet clean it's not uranus

Why do you have to watch your back at NASA? They want to probe Uranus.

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the world exploded so now i need to visit uranus

I wish my name was Voyager 2... So I could have the first encounter with Uranus. :)

Why is Mars red? Because it saw Uranus! 😂

Many were curious about how methane ended up on Mars. I'm pretty sure it was because of Uranus.

Did you know that Uranus is as big as the moon

what is Michael Jackson favorite planet.............Uranus

You Saturn a chair with Uranus

What is big, round, and gassy? URANUS

Oh baby there's about to be 7 planets because in gonna destroy Uranus

Uranus is huge