Uranus Jokes

I wish my name was Voyager 2... So I could have the first encounter with Uranus. :)

Patient to doctor "will I be ok Doc?" Doctor:"I doubt it. Mercury is in Uranus now" Patient: "I dont do that astrology stuff" Doctor:"Nor me. My thermometer just broke"

Sir William Herschel discovered Uranus in 1781, 200 years before you were born. How did he do that??

Many were curious about how methane ended up on Mars. I'm pretty sure it was because of Uranus.