Gross

Anonymous

If Uranus is so gross, Why do they take HD photos of it?

Spot

Anonymous

hubble just spotted something huge coming out of uranus

NASA

Death&Decay

Better call NASA and tell them there is only going to be 7 planets after I destroy URANUS.

See

Jokes that suck

I can see uranus from here and its mighty gassy!

Doctor

Anonymous

Patient to doctor "will I be ok Doc?" Doctor:"I doubt it. Mercury is in Uranus now" Patient: "I dont do that astrology stuff" Doctor:“Nor me. My thermometer just broke”

Fat

Anonymous

You’re so fat astronomers discovered a planet larger than earth but smaller than Uranus

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Planet

Anonymous

keep the planet clean it’s not uranus

NASA

Anonymous

Why do you have to watch your back at NASA? They want to probe Uranus.

Need

ur anushole

the world exploded so now i need to visit uranus

Born

Anonymous

Sir William Herschel discovered Uranus in 1781, 200 years before you were born. How did he do that??

Moon

Anonymous

Did you know that Uranus is as big as the moon

Uranus

Anonymous

Uranus is huge

Girl

Jakobe hazard

A man can form Jupiter girls came from Venus and other genders came right from uranus

Red

Anonymous

Why is Mars red? Because it saw Uranus! 😂

Son

Uranus

Kid to daddy; why do they call it uranus? daddy to kid; cus son its uranus

Baby

Anonymous

Oh baby there’s about to be 7 planets because in gonna destroy Uranus

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Wait

Peppa Pig🐷🥓

I cant wait to see Uranus😂

Wind

Anonymous

The winds of Uranus go on and off so you could say the wind is broken.

Toilet

Anonymous

What does Star Trek and Toilet Paper have in common??

Both fly around Uranus and wipe out Klingons!