Uranus

Uranus Jokes

Patient to doctor: "Will I be ok, Doc?"

Doctor: "I doubt it. Mercury is in Uranus now."

Patient: "I don't do that astrology stuff."

Doctor: "Nor me. My thermometer just broke."

Sir William Herschel discovered Uranus in 1781, 200 years before you were born. How did he do that?

Kid to daddy: "Why do they call it Uranus?" Daddy to kid: "Cause, son, it's Uranus."