Uranus Jokes

Gross

Anonymous
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If Uranus is so gross, Why do they take HD photos of it?

Fat

Anonymous
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You're so fat astronomers discovered a planet larger than earth but smaller than Uranus

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NASA

Death&Decay
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Better call NASA and tell them there is only going to be 7 planets after I destroy URANUS.

See

Jokes that suck
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I can see uranus from here and its mighty gassy!

Doctor

Anonymous
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Patient to doctor "will I be ok Doc?" Doctor:"I doubt it. Mercury is in Uranus now" Patient: "I dont do that astrology stuff" Doctor:"Nor me. My thermometer just broke"

Spot

Anonymous
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hubble just spotted something huge coming out of uranus

Born

Anonymous
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Sir William Herschel discovered Uranus in 1781, 200 years before you were born. How did he do that??

Planet

Anonymous
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keep the planet clean it's not uranus

NASA

Anonymous
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Why do you have to watch your back at NASA? They want to probe Uranus.

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Orphan

Anonymous
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Need

ur anushole
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the world exploded so now i need to visit uranus

Wish

Uranus :)
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I wish my name was Voyager 2... So I could have the first encounter with Uranus. :)

Planet

Anonymous
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Why is Mars red? Because it saw Uranus! 😂

End

Uranus :)
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Many were curious about how methane ended up on Mars. I'm pretty sure it was because of Uranus.

Moon

Anonymous
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Did you know that Uranus is as big as the moon

Michael Jackson

Anonymous
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what is Michael Jackson favorite planet.............Uranus

Chair

igloo and you
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You Saturn a chair with Uranus

Round

Uranus :)
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What is big, round, and gassy? URANUS

Planet

Anonymous
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Oh baby there's about to be 7 planets because in gonna destroy Uranus

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Uranus

Anonymous
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Uranus is huge