Uranus Jokes

Anonymous

If Uranus is so gross, Why do they take HD photos of it?

Anonymous

You’re so fat astronomers discovered a planet larger than earth but smaller than Uranus

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Death&Decay

Better call NASA and tell them there is only going to be 7 planets after I destroy URANUS.

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I can see uranus from here and its mighty gassy!

Anonymous

Patient to doctor "will I be ok Doc?" Doctor:"I doubt it. Mercury is in Uranus now" Patient: "I dont do that astrology stuff" Doctor:“Nor me. My thermometer just broke”

Anonymous

hubble just spotted something huge coming out of uranus

If a man is willing to try his hardest to give you the moon and stars. Then lady’s you should be willing to give up uranus

Anonymous

keep the planet clean it’s not uranus

Anonymous

Sir William Herschel discovered Uranus in 1781, 200 years before you were born. How did he do that??

Uranus :)

What is big, round, and gassy? URANUS

Uranus :)

I wish my name was Voyager 2… So I could have the first encounter with Uranus. :)

Uranus :)

Flat Earther pickup line The Earth may be flat,

but Uranus is round.

Anonymous
in NASA

Why do you have to watch your back at NASA? They want to probe Uranus.

Anonymous

you

ur anushole

the world exploded so now i need to visit uranus

Anonymous
in Planet

Why is Mars red? Because it saw Uranus! 😂

Anonymous

what is Michael Jackson favorite planet…Uranus

Uranus :)

All I can see when I pass Saturn is Uranus because, it’s so big.

Anonymous

Did you know that Uranus is as big as the moon

Uranus :)

Ur mom saw Uranus and never was the same in HD. :)