hubble just spotted something huge coming out of uranus

If Uranus is so gross, Why do they take HD photos of it?

Patient to doctor "will I be ok Doc?" Doctor:"I doubt it. Mercury is in Uranus now" Patient: "I dont do that astrology stuff" Doctor:“Nor me. My thermometer just broke”

I can see uranus from here and its mighty gassy!

Better call NASA and tell them there is only going to be 7 planets after I destroy URANUS.

Why do you have to watch your back at NASA? They want to probe Uranus.

You’re so fat astronomers discovered a planet larger than earth but smaller than Uranus

the world exploded so now i need to visit uranus

keep the planet clean it’s not uranus

Sir William Herschel discovered Uranus in 1781, 200 years before you were born. How did he do that??

Did you know that Uranus is as big as the moon

Uranus is huge

A man can form Jupiter girls came from Venus and other genders came right from uranus

YO MAMA SO FAT, NASA USED HER STOMACH TO JUMP TO URANUS IN SECONDS . 🍐🍆

The winds of Uranus go on and off so you could say the wind is broken.

what’s gassy and as cold as ice. ur-anus

Oh baby there’s about to be 7 planets because in gonna destroy Uranus

uranus is a gas giant

Uranus is a gassy planet

What planets do Astronauts like to pee on?

Uranus!

                     (Say this out loud and it will make more sense)