Uranus

Uranus Jokes

Patient

Patient to doctor: "Will I be ok, Doc?"

Doctor: "I doubt it. Mercury is in Uranus now."

Patient: "I don't do that astrology stuff."

Doctor: "Nor me. My thermometer just broke."

NASA

Better call NASA and tell them there are only going to be 7 planets after I destroy URANUS.

Fat

You're so fat, astronomers discovered a planet larger than Earth but smaller than Uranus.

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  • Year

    Sir William Herschel discovered Uranus in 1781, 200 years before you were born. How did he do that?

    Name

    I wish my name was Voyager 2...

    So I could have the first encounter with Uranus. :)

    Back

    Why do you have to watch your back at NASA? They want to probe Uranus.

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  • Earth

    Flat Earther pickup line: "The Earth may be flat, but Uranus is round."

    Methane

    Many were curious about how methane ended up on Mars.

    I'm pretty sure it was because of Uranus.

    Baby

    Oh baby, there's about to be 7 planets because I'm gonna destroy Uranus.

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  • Kid

    Kid to daddy: "Why do they call it Uranus?"

    Daddy to kid: "Cause, son, it's Uranus."