Uranus jokes

If Uranus is so gross, why do they take HD photos of it?

What is big, round, and gassy? Uranus.

Sir William Herschel discovered Uranus in 1781, 200 years before you were born. How did he do that?

Patient to doctor: "Will I be ok, Doc?"

Doctor: "I doubt it. Mercury is in Uranus now."

Patient: "I don't do that astrology stuff."

Doctor: "Nor me. My thermometer just broke."

Kid to daddy: "Why do they call it Uranus?"

Daddy to kid: "Cause, son, it's Uranus."

I can see Uranus from here, and it's mighty gassy!

(Kids Doing A Science Project.) Kid 1: Did you bring Uranus?

Kid 2: Never leave home without it.

Man, Uranus is so big!

Better call NASA and tell them there are only going to be 7 planets after I destroy URANUS.

Hey, you might want to look at your butt because there's something coming out of Uranus.

I wish my name was Voyager 2...

So I could have the first encounter with Uranus. :)

Little Johnny when he makes a Uranus joke:

Little Johnny: I have achieved comedy! 😂😂😂😂😂

You're so fat, astronomers discovered a planet larger than Earth but smaller than Uranus.

All I can see when I pass Saturn is Uranus because it's so big.

Keep the planet clean. It's not Uranus.

Hubble just spotted something huge coming out of Uranus.

Why do you have to watch your back at NASA? They want to probe Uranus.

You sat on a chair with Uranus.

Uranus, ur-anus, your anus. Anus is what's in between your two buttocks.

Flat Earther pickup line: "The Earth may be flat, but Uranus is round."