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Spot

Anonymous

hubble just spotted something huge coming out of uranus

Gross

Anonymous

If Uranus is so gross, Why do they take HD photos of it?

Doctor

Anonymous

Patient to doctor "will I be ok Doc?" Doctor:"I doubt it. Mercury is in Uranus now" Patient: "I dont do that astrology stuff" Doctor:“Nor me. My thermometer just broke”

See

Jokes that suck

I can see uranus from here and its mighty gassy!

Planet

Death&Decay

Better call NASA and tell them there is only going to be 7 planets after I destroy URANUS.

NASA

Anonymous

Why do you have to watch your back at NASA? They want to probe Uranus.

Fat

Anonymous

You’re so fat astronomers discovered a planet larger than earth but smaller than Uranus

Need

ur anushole

the world exploded so now i need to visit uranus

Planet

Anonymous

keep the planet clean it’s not uranus

Born

Anonymous

Sir William Herschel discovered Uranus in 1781, 200 years before you were born. How did he do that??

Moon

Anonymous

Did you know that Uranus is as big as the moon

Uranus

Anonymous

Uranus is huge

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Girl

Jakobe hazard

A man can form Jupiter girls came from Venus and other genders came right from uranus

Fat

🍐🍆

YO MAMA SO FAT, NASA USED HER STOMACH TO JUMP TO URANUS IN SECONDS . 🍐🍆

Wind

Anonymous

The winds of Uranus go on and off so you could say the wind is broken.

Cold

Anonymous

what’s gassy and as cold as ice. ur-anus

Baby

Anonymous

Oh baby there’s about to be 7 planets because in gonna destroy Uranus

Gas

Anonymous

uranus is a gas giant

Planet

Hi

Uranus is a gassy planet

Puns

Gwen

What planets do Astronauts like to pee on?

Uranus!

                     (Say this out loud and it will make more sense)
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