I saw two men wearing the same clothing and walking together, so I asked both of them if they were gay. They did not hesitate arresting me after I said that.
One day, I saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. I asked if he was an orphan. He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?" I said, "His parents."
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense. Baby we didn’t spend all that time in the closet for nothing.
You know why I don't buy Velcro items anymore?
They are a total rip off.
My arms are just a diffrent texture pack compared to my body.
What do you call an alligator with a vest?
An investigator.
Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put the wrong socks on this morning.
What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.
What’s the German word for BRA? Keeptwofromfloppin.
What does a house wear? a-dress
Why does Bill Clinton wear boxers? -- To keep his ankles warm.
Whats worse than having ants in your pants?
Uncles.
What kind of shorts do clouds wear? Thunderwear
I got some new jeans yesterday, until I realised they didn't fit me around the waist so I went looking for a belt. I couldn't find one. Then I had a really good idea. I could attach a ton of watches together to make a belt! But then I just thought it was a waist of time.
Wants worse than ants in you pants
Your uncle
I saw a fat dude wearing a shirt that said "guess" I said 215kg, he didnt find it as funny
I just shed my pants
What do you call pedophiles on a beach. Pedos in Speedos
Me: Man I wish my clothes were emo. Friend:Why? Me:so they would hang themselves
Why don't women parachute naked?
That annoying whistling sound on the way down.
