one day, little Sally hears the phone ringing. she picks it up
"Hello, this is daddy, Sally. Is your mom nearby."
Sally says, “No, shes upstairs with Uncle john”
“Uncle john? i don’t know an Uncle John.”
“no, no, no, you must be mistaken, daddy”
“no i’m sure there’s no one named Uncle John in our family.”
“Okay, but why did you call?” Says Sally.
“Ummm no reason, just tell mommy that daddy’s pulling into the driveway right now.”
"Okay daddy! I did it!’
“Great job Sally! What did she says?”
“Mommy said OH FU… and then she ran around with no clothes on and tripped on the carpet and hit her head on the bookshelf. shes now resting it looks like… then Uncle John screams and jumps out the window into the swimming pool, but of course we took all the water out this winter…”
then dad replies “Swimming pool? we dont have a…is this 468-1843?”