What do blind kids and orphans have in common? Neither of them can see their parents.
Girl: "Hey, why don't you come over?"
Guy: "I can't. Cops are looking for me, they say I killed 2 people."
Girl: "C'mon, my parents aren't home."
Guy: "About that..."
When I was watching my daughter at the park earlier, another parent asked a man, "Which one is yours?" and he replied, "I'm still choosing." She looked horrified.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
New Teacher: "I was an orphan as a kid."
Students: "OOF!"
Teacher: "Is anyone missing?"
Students: "Your parents!"
Me: Mom, should I kill the main character in the book I'm writing to make things more interesting?
Mom: Sure, honey! What type of book are you writing?
Me: It's an autobiography.
Guys, we should stop making jokes about orphans. Their parents will get mad. Oh.... Wait... Continue.
There is an upside to being an orphan. Every bag of chips is family size.
So, my parents were telling me about this dark joke they made 17 years ago, but they didn't actually tell me the joke.
What flour do you give an orphan?
Self-raising.
When meeting her parents doesn't require you to leave the house.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why can't orphans go on school field trips?
Parent Signature: _______
My teacher said he is gonna call my dad, I can't wait to meet him! 🥰🥰🥰
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell him to clap until his parents come home.
One day, I saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. I asked if he was an orphan. He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?" I said, "His parents."
Me: Mom, I'm tired.
Mom: "Then go to sleep."
Me: No, you don't understand-
Want to know why parents don't get school shooting jokes? Because they are aimed at a younger audience.
"Come on, man, give the orphans a break with these jokes.
"No, not until their parents pick them up."
As siblings, we always joke about being adopted. It stops being funny when you're playing in your parents' room and find both of your adoption papers.
