I like my girls how I like my wine, 12 years locked in the basement .
Max likes his girls like he likes his wine. 7 years old and locked in his basement.
I like my women how I like my wine.
14 years aged and locked in a cellar.
What does a kid and wine have in common?
Shit i forgot but they're both locked in my cellar right now.
Jesus took bread and said: "This is my flesh!" Then he took wine and said: "This is my blood!" Then he took mayonnaise and Peter said: "Holy shit, now we gotta stop him!"
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Why doesn't Jesus buy beer?
Hebrews.
I like my orphans how I like my wine, locked in my basement for ten
what happens to grapes when you step on them? they wine
"Jesus can turn water into wine,but I can turn your mother into mine " -Sun Tzu the art of creating war
How do you know Johnny Depp finished his meal?
When you see fifty empty bottles of wine on his front doorstep.
What's is a duck favorite drink to sip on? Duck wine.
Hey guys todays funnyiest prank: Is when I poored a bunch of red whine into the chicken salad...to be honest and was a TON of whine I purded in there! My family could not tell the dirfense at all! Anyway bye thats the prankster! Next time or see time next!
Woman gets pulled over by a cop Cop: ma'am have you been drink Lady: no officer Cop: what's that in your cup then ma'am Lady: just water officer Cop: looks like wine to me Lady: oh my god Jesus did it again
What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine
would you like some wine with those french cries?
I was sitting on my own in a restaurant, when I saw a beautiful woman at another table. I sent her a bottle of the most expensive wine on the menu. She sent me a note, βI will not touch a drop of this wine unless you can assure me that you have seven inches in your pocket.β I wrote back, βGive me the wine. As gorgeous as you are, I'm not cutting off three inches for anyone.β
I rode to the bottle shop on my bike yesterday. I bought a whole bottle of wine and put it in the basket on the front of my bike. Then I thought, if I fell off my bike on the way back home, it would out and shatter. So I drank all the wine and threw away the bottle. It was a good idea, because I fell off my bike about four times on the way back.
An LDS preacher knocks on the door with a chalice of wine offering to do the sacrement
The person living there points and says, "begone fowl blood-drinker"
And promptly the preacher bursts into flames leaving nothing but ash.
Yo look they give me and my girl free pizza and a big bottle of rabbit wine yay yay don't drink too much of it you might turn into a wine rabbit.