Health jokes
There was a doctor's room filled with 20 women, 4 kids, 15 men, and 1 dog. However, there were forty foreheads. How is this possible?
(They will think 44 heads, not 40 foreheads.)
Because there are 40 foreheads, not 44 heads.
What did Goodlife Fitness say to LA Fitness? "I guess it's just not 'working out'!"
What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?
I’m Zaptos intolerant!
I keep hearing "Obesity kills."
My only question is "Why is it taking so long?"
Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player, but he still can’t defeat cancer!
I'm sorry for your loss.
It is going tibia okay.
You know, I got attacked by a man with cheese and a bit of milk.
How dairy!
Sometimes I wish I could use my school scissors on my heart.
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he never skipped a beat!
What do you say when your friend has an ankle sprain?
"Damn bro, you got an ankle spring!"
So little Johnny was walking to the bathroom, and he said, "Grandma," said, "why is the blood coming out of your ###😥 I need to call help."
What do doctors say to patients who blow wind backwards?
DON'T PUT THE FART BEFORE THE FORCE!!
The doctor told me my temperature was exactly 98.6 degrees. I felt relieved until he said, “Celsius.”
I always feel better when my doctor says something is normal for my age, but then think dying will also be normal for my age at some point.
If your butt hurts real bad, put some vapor rub and booty cream on it so it can heal back to normal.
Why is yo mama so fat? She follows rap boat's diet.
Depression sucks, and so do you.
Why can't orphans smoke?
They don't have parents ._.
Erectile dysfunction.
Hello, which do y'all think is more embarrassing to have, is it autism or Down syndrome?