MisterDussel

If you ever tought you are gay,remember that Cock roaches exists.

What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?

The snowballs.

How many people do you need to change a lightbulb?

Three. The first holds the ladder, the second one holds the lightbulb, and the third one spins the ladder.

,,Knock Knock." ,,Who is there?" ,,Mary." ,,Mary who?" ,,Mary me"

I got fired from the M&M Factory,because I sorted out the W,s.

Whats the Opposite of Jason? Jasister.

Why does Trump play Minecraft? Cuz he can build walls

,,Hey,What does IDK mean?" ,,I dont know" ,,Okay,then i am going to ask someone else"

A Karen is so stupid,she cant even cross the Hairline

I have been charged,cause i roasted a Kid at a Barbeque.

I wanted to make a Joke about Clocks,but i got no Time for that.