Health jokes
What's the difference between broccoli & boogers?
People don't eat their broccoli.
I can't stand disability jokes.
Americans are fat.
Life's like a box of chocolates. Doesn't last long for fat people.
"Don't forget you are what you eat," said one person. "Then I should eat a skinny person!" said the other.
This making me laughing so much! 🤣🤣🤣
I'm related to diarrhea; it runs in my jeans.
What do you call lesbian sex during their period?
A blood transfusion.
What do you call a Black person having a seizure?
I saw an advertisement for colored pens and how they write. They take a blue pen and write "blue," a yellow pen and write "yellow." I was inspired too.
I took a pen, filled it with my blood, and wrote "AIDS."
You know who else has dementia?
Comments for answer.
A man tells his doctor, "Doc, help me. I’m addicted to Twitter!"
The doctor replies, "Sorry, I don’t follow you..."
COVID is like fashion…
We started hearing about it in Italy…
Became popular in LA and NYC…
Florida ignored it…
And it was all made in China in the end.
Leukophobic people don’t have sex. Leukophobia is the fear of white.
A man in a wheelchair and his friend were walking down the street.
Man in Wheelchair: *falls out of wheelchair*
Friend: Are you okay?
Man in Wheelchair: I can't feel my legs!
Why do some couples go to the gym together?
Because they want their relationship to work out.
Why did the fish go to the doctor?
Because he was feeling “eel.”
Which one gets bullied the most, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
Why do people not adhere to the corona measures?
Because they hate their lives and want to die.
Knock knock. Who's there? Oswald. Oswald who? Oswald my Halloween candy and now it's stuck in my throat!
Q: What's the hardest part about eating vegetables?
A: Putting them back in their wheelchair.