have you heard of the.. uh Pokemon called uh rhy.. rhy
rhydon deez nuts
What is sprinkled around the pokemon floor? Oh right. Ash's ashes.
My girlfriend told me to stop playing Pokemon as it was childish.
I started thrashing about and roared “You don’t have enough badges to control me!”
Stephen Hawking would be a bad Pokemon...
He'd always be paralyzed, and his only move would be tackle!
Be warned, if you are in the shower, I might pikachu and it's not my fault if I see any jigglypuffs.
What do you call a Pirate Pokemon? Arrrrrr-ceus!
are you a wild girl cause I want to catch you with my pokeballs
What’s brock from pokemon favourite food?
Brockoli
Pokemon:Why did the Miltank cross the road? To get to the udder side.
What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu I choose you!!!
Pokemon:Are you a Flareon? Why? Because you’re a sexy fox.
What did one Geodude say to the other Geodude? Let’s rock!
Pokemon:Why was Hypno so energetic? He wasn’t Drowzee anymore.
Pokemon:What’s Wailmer’s favorite TV show? Whale of Fortune.
Pokemon Jokes!
What do you do when your Loudred evolves? Buy more earplugs!
Why was the pokemon under your bed? So it can Pikachu.
Why don't you shower with a pokemon? He might pikachu.
Snover1:You can't pass through Snow Way!
Squirtle: Why I can't pass through Snow Way?
Snover1: There's snow in the way.
Snover2:Yeah, you can't get past through the snow while it's on the way, to continous.
Squirtle: What? There's snow in here the whole time. What is this? Snow Society-?!
"AAAAARRRGGH!!"
Squirtle:Who is that?
Snover2:That is Snow.
Squirtle:What?! That is giant snow tree thing is Abomasnow!
Snover2:Oops! Don't be a Halt!
"Haaaaaaaaallllltttt!!!"
"Aaaaaauuuuggghhhh!"
Snovers: That was a JOKE, Squirtle be FROZEN, just let it go, let it go!
POKEMON THEME SONG JOKE:I wanna be the berry best, like no won ever was. To bitch them is my real pest, to brain them in my toss. I will gravel a cross the land, perching war and wide. Fuse Pokemon to Under-strand, the lower that's in Sike. Poke him on! Gotta joke them all it's Fru and me, All I know is my dress tiny, Poke him on! Yeah, you're my pest friend, In a whirl'd you must de-blend, Poke him on! Gotta joke them all my shirts so true, My outrage will flush us through. You bitch me and I ditch you, P-O-K-E-M-O-N!!! Gotta joke them all, Gotta joke them all! Poke him on!
I wanna be the berry best, like no won ever was. To bitch them is my real pest, to brain them in my toss. I will gravel a cross the land, perching war and wide. Fuse Pokemon to Under-strand, the lower that’s in Sike. Poke him on! Gotta joke them all it’s Fru and me, All I know is my dress tiny, Poke him on! Yeah, you’re my pest friend, In a whirl’d you must de-blend, Poke him on! Gotta joke them all my shirts so true, My outrage will flush us through. You bitch me and I ditch you, P-O-K-E-M-O-N!!! Gotta joke them all, Gotta joke them all! Pokemon!
