Pokemon

Pokemon Jokes

Pikachu

Latias is red.

Latios is blue.

You should always remember to put up your curtains because I Pikachu.

Pikachu

What is the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?

Pikachu, I choose you!

Chalk outline

A man gets kicked out of police camp after writing "Who's that Pokémon?" next to all of the chalk outlines.

Rhydon

Have you heard of the... uh Pokemon called uh rhy... rhy... Rhydon deez nuts?

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    Floor

    What is sprinkled around the Pokémon floor? Oh right. Ash's ashes.

    Move

    Stephen Hawking would be a bad Pokemon.

    He'd always be paralyzed, and his only move would be tackle!

    Girlfriend

    My girlfriend told me to stop playing Pokemon as it was childish.

    I started thrashing about and roared, “You don’t have enough badges to control me!”

    Pikachu

    Be warned, if you are in the shower, I might pikachu and it's not my fault if I see any jigglypuffs.

    Girl

    Are you a wild girl, cause I want to catch you with my pokeballs?

    Road

    Pokemon: Why did the Miltank cross the road?

    To get to the udder side.

    Orphan

    What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?

    Pikachu, I choose you!

    Orphan

    What’s the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?

    Pikachu, I choose you!