have you heard of the.. uh Pokemon called uh rhy.. rhy
rhydon deez nuts
What is sprinkled around the pokemon floor? Oh right. Ash's ashes.
My girlfriend told me to stop playing Pokemon as it was childish.
I started thrashing about and roared “You don’t have enough badges to control me!”
Be warned, if you are in the shower, I might pikachu and it's not my fault if I see any jigglypuffs.
Stephen Hawking would be a bad Pokemon...
He'd always be paralyzed, and his only move would be tackle!
What do you call a Pirate Pokemon? Arrrrrr-ceus!
are you a wild girl cause I want to catch you with my pokeballs
What’s brock from pokemon favourite food?
Brockoli
Pokemon:Why did the Miltank cross the road? To get to the udder side.
What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu I choose you!!!
Pokemon Jokes!
What do you do when your Loudred evolves? Buy more earplugs!
Pokemon:Why was Hypno so energetic? He wasn’t Drowzee anymore.
Pokemon:Are you a Flareon? Why? Because you’re a sexy fox.
Pokemon:What’s Wailmer’s favorite TV show? Whale of Fortune.
What did one Geodude say to the other Geodude? Let’s rock!
Why was the pokemon under your bed? So it can Pikachu.
Why don't you shower with a pokemon? He might pikachu.
Latias is red Latios is blue you should always remember to put up your curtains because I Pikachu
What's that Pokemon that evolves into macargo? Slugma slugma dick
have u ever seen the pokemon called ryh... rhydon these nuts
