A man gets kicked out of police camp after writing "Who's that Pokémon?" next to all of the chalk outlines.
Have you heard of the... uh Pokemon called uh rhy... rhy... Rhydon deez nuts?
What is sprinkled around the Pokémon floor? Oh right. Ash's ashes.
Slavery is like Pokémon, you gotta catch them all.
Things to kids:
Dragapult: "Ooh, look! Some ammo."
A Good Parent: "My baby!"
Michael Jackson: (HeeHee)
How is slavery different from Pokémon?
There are different types of Pokémon.
My girlfriend told me to stop playing Pokemon as it was childish.
I started thrashing about and roared, “You don’t have enough badges to control me!”
Stephen Hawking would be a bad Pokemon.
He'd always be paralyzed, and his only move would be tackle!
Be warned, if you are in the shower, I might pikachu and it's not my fault if I see any jigglypuffs.
What do you call a Pirate Pokemon?
Arrrrrr-ceus!
Are you a wild girl, cause I want to catch you with my pokeballs?
Chuck Norris catches Pokémon with his bare hands.
What’s Brock from Pokemon's favorite food?
Brockoli.
Pokemon: Why did the Miltank cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu I choose you!!!
Why was the pokemon under your bed? So it can Pikachu.
Pokemon: What’s Wailmer’s favorite TV show?
Whale of Fortune.
What did one Geodude say to the other Geodude?
Let’s rock!
What do you call a daredevil Weedle who does stunts on a motorcycle?
Weedle Knievel.
Pokemon: Are you a Flareon? Why?
Because you’re a sexy fox.
