Pokemon

Pokemon jokes

Pikachu

Latias is red.

Latios is blue.

You should always remember to put up your curtains because I Pikachu.

Pikachu

What is the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?

Pikachu, I choose you!

Chalk outline

A man gets kicked out of police camp after writing "Who's that Pokémon?" next to all of the chalk outlines.

Memes

Slavery

How is slavery different from Pokémon?

There are different types of Pokémon.

Floor

What is sprinkled around the Pokémon floor? Oh right. Ash's ashes.

Move

Stephen Hawking would be a bad Pokemon.

He'd always be paralyzed, and his only move would be tackle!

Girlfriend

My girlfriend told me to stop playing Pokemon as it was childish.

I started thrashing about and roared, “You don’t have enough badges to control me!”

Pikachu

Be warned, if you are in the shower, I might pikachu and it's not my fault if I see any jigglypuffs.

Girl

Are you a wild girl, cause I want to catch you with my pokeballs?

Road

Pokemon: Why did the Miltank cross the road?

To get to the udder side.

Orphan

What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?

Pikachu, I choose you!

Orphan

What’s the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?

Pikachu, I choose you!