Pokemon jokes
Slavery is like Pokémon, you gotta catch them all.
Latias is red.
Latios is blue.
You should always remember to put up your curtains because I Pikachu.
What is the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
A man gets kicked out of police camp after writing "Who's that Pokémon?" next to all of the chalk outlines.
Have you heard of the... uh Pokemon called uh rhy... rhy... Rhydon deez nuts?
Memes
How is slavery different from Pokémon?
There are different types of Pokémon.
Things to kids:
Dragapult: "Ooh, look! Some ammo."
A Good Parent: "My baby!"
Michael Jackson: (HeeHee)
What is sprinkled around the Pokémon floor? Oh right. Ash's ashes.
Stephen Hawking would be a bad Pokemon.
He'd always be paralyzed, and his only move would be tackle!
My girlfriend told me to stop playing Pokemon as it was childish.
I started thrashing about and roared, “You don’t have enough badges to control me!”
What do you call a Pirate Pokemon?
Arrrrrr-ceus!
What do you call a fat midget?
Jigglypuff.
Be warned, if you are in the shower, I might pikachu and it's not my fault if I see any jigglypuffs.
Chuck Norris catches Pokémon with his bare hands.
Are you a wild girl, cause I want to catch you with my pokeballs?
What’s Brock from Pokemon's favorite food?
Brockoli.
Pokemon: Why did the Miltank cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
What is Thanos's favorite video game?
Pokémon Snap.
What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Why was the Pokemon under your bed? So it can Pikachu.