Pokemon jokes
What is the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Latias is red.
Latios is blue.
You should always remember to put up your curtains because I Pikachu.
Slavery is like Pokémon, you gotta catch them all.
What do you call a Jamaican proctologist?
Pokémon!
Pokemon
Go team Sky
Why shouldn’t you do drugs? Weedle make you high.
How can Pikachu make a baby laugh? By playing pika-boo!
Are you Pikachu? Cause I want to take a "pik" at you.
I hate long plants. They make me Ivysaur. Hahahahahahaha Pokemon!
Are you a Pikachu?
Because you are SHOCKINGLY beautiful!
Pokemon
What appears over Ash’s head when he gets an idea?
A LightBulbasaur.
Real Pokémon.
Anxiety evolved into depression. Depression was the final stage evolution.
Roses are red, lilacs are purple, I have a turtle, his name is Squirtle.
"Out of the way, I need to Caterpie."
What happens when a Tandemaus evolves?
Friend: What's that white stuff coming out of the Pokémon Box?
You must be a Charmander. Because you’re making me hot.
Pokemon.
What do you tell a stressed-out Pokémon?
“Kakuna Rattata!”
How do you get 100 Pikachus on a bus?
- Pokémon
Poipole walks into a bar and says “poipoipoipoi.”
The bartender says, “Sorry, but in order to get takeout, you have to know how to speak a foreign language.” Poipole says “Pika!”
I asked my dad why a grown man would play Pokémon Go?
He said “Wynaut.”
Yo mama stops at the PokeStop... to buy a Big Mac.