Pokemon jokes
Latias is red.
Latios is blue.
You should always remember to put up your curtains because I Pikachu.
Slavery is like Pokémon, you gotta catch them all.
What is the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
You masturbate...
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You won't get any Squirtle and Bulbasaur pets.
Why did Rhydon get an orphan...
Rhydon deez nuts!
What the hell
What does Pikachu and an orphan have in common?
Pikachu, I choose you!
A Snorlax was in a bar, and he was drinking beer when an Eevee and a Rockruff hopped onto a stool. The Eevee ordered an oran berry special for the both of them.
Snorlax: Y'all make the perfect couple.
Random Zorua: Dragonite, is it just an illusion, or is that Snorlax fatter than this region?
Hey, you know Slugma?
Slugma balls.
Have you ever seen the Pokemon called Ryh... Rhydon these nuts?
Pokemon: What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
"Out of the way, I need to Caterpie."
Pokemon
Pokemon: Are you a Flareon? Why?
Because you’re a sexy fox.
When the school shooter is getting roasted because of his Pokemon lunch box, but they don't know that there is a Glock 34 inside.
Pokemon: What’s Wailmer’s favorite TV show?
Whale of Fortune.
I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was.
To bitch them is my real test, to train them is my cause.
I will travel across the land, searching far and wide.
Fuse Pokemon to UnderStand, the power that’s inside.
Poke him on! Gotta train them all it’s Fru and me, All I know is my dress tiny, Poke him on! Yeah, you’re my best friend, In a world you must defend, Poke him on! Gotta train them all my shirts so true, My outrage will flush us through. You bitch me and I ditch you, P-O-K-E-M-O-N!!! Gotta train them all, Gotta train them all! Pokemon!
What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?
I’m Zaptos intolerant!
Which Pokémon do soccer players like the most?
GOALduck.
POKEMON THEME SONG JOKE: I wanna be the berry best, like no one ever was.
To bitch them is my real pest, to brain them in my toss. I will gravel across the land, perching war and wide. Fuse Pokemon to under-strand, the lower that's in psyche.
Poke him on! Gotta joke them all it's Fru and me, All I know is my dress tiny, Poke him on! Yeah, you're my pest friend, In a world you must de-blend, Poke him on!
Gotta joke them all my shirts so true, My outrage will flush us through. You bitch me and I ditch you, P-O-K-E-M-O-N!!!
Gotta joke them all, Gotta joke them all!
Poke him on!
My friend: “Vaporeon is my favorite Pokémon.”
Me: “Hey, did you kno-“