Pokemon jokes
Slavery is like Pokémon, you gotta catch them all.
Latias is red.
Latios is blue.
You should always remember to put up your curtains because I Pikachu.
What is the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
A man gets kicked out of police camp after writing "Who's that Pokémon?" next to all of the chalk outlines.
Chuck Norris caught all the Pokémon -- from a landline.
Have you heard of the... uh Pokemon called uh rhy... rhy... Rhydon deez nuts?
Chuck Norris threw one Pokéball and caught 'em all.
Things to kids:
Dragapult: "Ooh, look! Some ammo."
A Good Parent: "My baby!"
Michael Jackson: (HeeHee)
What is sprinkled around the Pokémon floor? Oh right. Ash's ashes.
How is slavery different from Pokémon?
There are different types of Pokémon.
Stephen Hawking would be a bad Pokemon.
He'd always be paralyzed, and his only move would be tackle!
My girlfriend told me to stop playing Pokemon as it was childish.
I started thrashing about and roared, “You don’t have enough badges to control me!”
What do you call a fat midget?
Jigglypuff.
How is slavery different from Pokémon?
The types you can have.
What do you call a Pirate Pokemon?
Arrrrrr-ceus!
Chuck Norris catches Pokémon with his bare hands.
Be warned, if you are in the shower, I might pikachu and it's not my fault if I see any jigglypuffs.
Are you a wild girl, cause I want to catch you with my pokeballs?
What’s Brock from Pokemon's favorite food?
Brockoli.
Pokemon: Why did the Miltank cross the road?
To get to the udder side.