My Anus smells
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Shrek once went to the movies and when he sat down he felt this slimy and sticky feeling on the chair, so he stood up and complained about his chair being dirty... until he realized that he forgot to wipe earlier... so he stopped complaining and went back to his chair and sat back down.
Why is my anus burning? Cause I sat on an open lighter oh god help
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A kid is learning about planets in school, when he hears the planet Uranus. Knowing it's the perfect opportunity for a joke, the kid replies, "Where's my Anus?"
What does the starship Enterprise & toilet paper have in common?
Answer: they both circle Ur-Anus looking for Kling-Ons!
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What’s the difference between a bank vault and you aunts annus?
The owner of bank vaults don’t force you to penetrate it.
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BUTTHOLE
Daddy wheres my anus
when i shit in the toliet i think that if shit hard anuff I can see my asshole plug.
I guess neptune is next to Your Anus XDDDD
so dad is teaching his 8 year old son about the planets and said this is Uranus then the 5 year old son says where is my anus
Hey i never knew We had a planet in our body
So Johnny Depp made an appearance on the MTV Video Music Awards as an astronaut. It really looks like he wants to be the new Elon Musk, whatever career path is most viable for Depp. I got to admit, if launching crystal meth into your nostrils and your anus is as viable as launching rockets to Mars, Johnny Depp would surpass Elon Musk in net worth.
Then again, the money Depp spends on alcohol each month, he could have bought all of Michael Bloomberg's penthouses in Manhattan. Sure sounds like he also shares the same financial advisor as Donald Trump, who thought it was a magnificent idea to launch Trump Airlines and Trump Ice. He already shares the same pro-Kremlin lawyer, by the way.
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You know your doctor is gay when he ask u to touch your toes and then you feel a rub on your back and a tickle on your anus
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