Anus

Anus jokes

Poo

    • What did the poo say when it fell out of your bum?

    "Your anus looks like my mum's bedsheet which is smelly and covered in poo."

    I also just wanted to add that a Goonie's anus looks like my nan's mouth.

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    • Anus memes

    Planet

    • A kid is learning about planets in school, when he hears the planet Uranus. Knowing it's the perfect opportunity for a joke, the kid replies, "Where's my anus?"

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    • Dad

    • So, Dad is teaching his 8-year-old son about the planets and said, "This is Uranus." Then the 5-year-old son says, "Where is my anus?"

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    • Body

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    • Shrek

    • Shrek once went to the movies and when he sat down he felt this slimy and sticky feeling on the chair, so he stood up and complained about his chair being dirty... until he realized that he forgot to wipe earlier... so he stopped complaining and went back to his chair and sat back down.

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    • Uranus

    • Want to know why some astronomers are gay?

    It’s because they want to be in Uranus.

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