
Anus jokes
My anus smells.
Why is my anus burning?
'Cause I sat on an open lighter, oh god, help!
Shrek once went to the movies and when he sat down he felt this slimy and sticky feeling on the chair, so he stood up and complained about his chair being dirty... until he realized that he forgot to wipe earlier... so he stopped complaining and went back to his chair and sat back down.
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What does the starship Enterprise & toilet paper have in common?
Answer: They both circle Ur-Anus looking for Kling-Ons!
I guess Neptune is next to Your Anus XDDDD.
More like your anus.
Oh, look! It's Uranus!
Uranus, ur-anus, your anus. Anus is what's in between your two buttocks.
What did the poo say when it fell out of your bum?
"Your anus looks like my mum's bedsheet which is smelly and covered in poo."
I also just wanted to add that a Goonie's anus looks like my nan's mouth.
Gay person to girl: What’s your favorite planet?
Girl: Penus-(penis)(venus), and what is yours?
Gay person: What else, it's Your Anus (Uranus)!😅
Butthole.
A kid is learning about planets in school, when he hears the planet Uranus. Knowing it's the perfect opportunity for a joke, the kid replies, "Where's my anus?"
So here's Uranus, where's my anus?
Is Uranus big? Well... your anus is...
Me: Name all the planets.
Other person: Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Neptune, Mercury, Uranus.
Me: Not my anus!
What's NASA's grossest mission?
Probing Uranus.
You know what they call pineapples in Paris?
I don't know, what?
Anus.
Hey, I never knew we had a planet in our body!
Baby, here's my anus.
Baby, too, where's my anus?
