My Anus smells
What did the poo say when it fell out of your bum Your anus looks like my mums bedsheet which is smelly and covered in poo. I also just wanted to add that a goonies anus looks like my nans mouth
What’s the difference between a bank vault and you aunts annus?
The owner of bank vaults don’t force you to penetrate it.
BUTTHOLE
Daddy wheres my anus
when i shit in the toliet i think that if shit hard anuff I can see my asshole plug.
Hey i never knew We had a planet in our body
Shrek once went to the movies and when he sat down he felt this slimy and sticky feeling on the chair, so he stood up and complained about his chair being dirty... until he realized that he forgot to wipe earlier... so he stopped complaining and went back to his chair and sat back down.
What does the starship Enterprise & toilet paper have in common?
Answer: they both circle Ur-Anus looking for Kling-Ons!
So here’s Uranus where’s my anus
Uranus Ur anus your anus anus is what's in between your two buttocks
Why is my anus burning? Cause I sat on an open lighter oh god help
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A kid is learning about planets in school, when he hears the planet Uranus. Knowing it's the perfect opportunity for a joke, the kid replies, "Where's my Anus?"
You know your doctor is gay when he ask u to touch your toes and then you feel a rub on your back and a tickle on your anus
Want to know why some astronomers are gay?
It’s because they want to be in UR ANUS
What do your underwear and the Starship Enterprise have in common? They are both concerned about “Klingons near Your anus”.
I guess neptune is next to Your Anus XDDDD
so dad is teaching his 8 year old son about the planets and said this is Uranus then the 5 year old son says where is my anus
