Why are cigarettes good for the environment?
They kill people.
Why are cigarettes good for the environment?
They kill people.
Well, listen up, buttercup. Cigarettes ain't doin' the environment any favors directly, that's for sure. But the joke is cigarettes kill people, and dead people don't pollute, so technically they're good for the environment. See? I gotta spell it out for ya because you wouldn't get it otherwise.