What do cannibals eat to freshen their breath?

Men toes.

my grandpa has a world record for holding his breathe… hes been holding it for 6 years.

What did the lungs say to the cigar?? ‘You take my breath away…’

10 Fun Facts

  1. You can’t wash your eyes with soap.
  2. You can’t count your hair.
  3. You can’t breath through your nose with your tongue out.
  4. You just tried number 3.
  5. When you did number 3, you realized it’s possible, only you look like a dog.
  6. You’re smiling right now because you were fooled.
  7. You skipped number 5.
  8. You just checked to see if there is a number 5.
  9. Share this with your friends to have some fun too :-)

A man shoots up a School and then fakes his own death, he then later returns to shoot up the same school, he repeats the prosses a few times untill the police catch him, when they ask why he did it, he replied “I wondered when you would check if i was still breathing”

Once there was this Whichdoctor, he walked barefoot most of the time which gave him impressive calluses on his feet. He also ate very little and the food gave him bad breath. Which made him (wait for it), A Super Callused Fragile Mystic Hexed By Halitosis.

Q:What did the elephant say to the naked man?

A:How do you breathe through that little thing?

You’re so lame you don’t have a superpower! Yah I do! Oh yeah what is it? My diaphragm contracts and moves downwards into my chest cavity and my lungs expand! That’s breathing Jim. NO IT’S NOT ,JACOB, YOU CAN’T PROVE IT!

your breath is so hot it mad the chicgo fire.

I’ve just started a new business making people breathe in large amounts of helium. They all speak very highly of it.

My mom said the happier a person is when sick the sooner they get better.

So I went to the hospital hooked up everyone’s breathing masks to laughing gas.

Your dick is so small it’s the size of a tic tac. Oh, that’s why your mom’s breath was so fresh last night.

if u cut off ur head u cant breathe u also cant breathe if u die so y isnt it debreathiation

What keeps you breathing when your on earth?

I don’t know I suffocated at birth

There was a penguin breathing with his ass. One day he sat down and he died.

When you breath.

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He’s not breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911.

“I think my friend is dead!” he yells. “What can I do?”

The operator says, “Calm down. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.”

There’s a silence, then a shot. Back on the phone, the guy says, “OK, now what?”

The sky never changes colour but when it does we know how your breath is increasing

One day a guy named Carson is called a jerk and he says "I went to a party with my girlfriend and this random guy walks up to us and says can I borrow your girlfriend for a 30 minutes I say yes and he takes her up stairs. It was not only 30 minutes but a hour. When she came back down she was out of breath so I knew it was a pretty intense conversation.this happens about 3 more times that night. But as I was saying only a nice guy would let his girlfriend make friends with other guys 😊😇

How do you die from alzheimers? You forget how to breath.

Ur mum smells like shit ye so she sucks a man off and washenmasheen yo don’t at me yeh u chiken breath

WHY CANT CHEETAHS RUN FOREVER BECAUSE THEY RUN OUT OF BREATH

Sucicide bombers, carry bombs and remember to breath

Craig Duncan is a child soldier with bad breath and has killed 5 people.(on fortnite)

baby > commits start breathing Mom> commits abort baby > commits ohshit.exe

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