What do cannibals eat to freshen their breath?
Men toes.
10 Fun Facts 1. You can't wash your eyes with soap. 2. You can't count your hair. 3. You can't breath through your nose with your tongue out. 4. You just tried number 3. 6. When you did number 3, you realized it's possible, only you look like a dog. 7. You're smiling right now because you were fooled. 8. You skipped number 5. 9. You just checked to see if there is a number 5. 10. Share this with your friends to have some fun too :-)
My grandpa has a world record for holding his breath. He's been holding it for 6 years.
Q:What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A:How do you breathe through that little thing?
What did the lungs say to the cigar?? 'You take my breath away...'
Your breath is so bad that when Santa came to your house for your present, he brought toothpaste.
Are you corona?? Cuz it’s hard to breath around u ;)
[being buried alive]
murderer: *out of breath* how are you eating the dirt so quickly
Fun fact! You can hold your breath till the rest of your life
Once there was this Whichdoctor, he walked barefoot most of the time which gave him impressive calluses on his feet. He also ate very little and the food gave him bad breath. Which made him (wait for it), A Super Callused Fragile Mystic Hexed By Halitosis.
so this blind man was walking down the street with his stick right. and he walked passed this fish market, he took a deep breath and said " WWOAAH GOODMORNING LADIES"
I like George Floyd's new song. It is really breath taking.
My cat's breath smells like cat food.
My brother caught Covid last month.
First I knew about it was when he speed-dialled me at 3am and gasped, 'I can't breathe, I can't breathe !'
I just told him straight: 'Bro... you really need to work on your George Floyd jokes.'
I hope you know CPR because you are taking my breath away!
When the people that see u Cry that doesn't mean they miss u That mean they scared of yo Onion breath🐑💨
your breath is so hot it mad the chicgo fire.
you have a six minute timer to live but when you breath it resets
Did u know a erasor on a pencil slowly dies of your mistakes and did u know your actually supposed to live for 25 min but every time u breath resets time
What is George Floyd's pickup line? You are breath taking.
