What do cannibals eat to freshen their breath?
What do cannibals eat to freshen their breath?
10 Fun Facts
my grandpa has a world record for holding his breathe… hes been holding it for 6 years.
A female class teacher was having a problem with a boy in her class in Grade 3… The boy said, “Madam, I should be in Grade 4. I am smarter than my sister & she’s in Grade 4”.
The Madam had heard enough and took the boy to the principal.The principal decided to test the boy with some questions from Grade 4.
Principal: What is 3+3?
The boy got all the questions right. The principal told the Madam to send the boy to Grade 4 immediately. The Madam decided to ask her own questions and the principal agreed.
Madam: What does a cow have 4 of that I have only 2?
Madam: What is in your trousers that I don’t have?
Madam: What starts with a C and ends with T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid?
Madam: What goes in hard & then comes out soft & sticky?
The principal’s eyes opened really wide, but before he could stop the answer, the boy was taking charge
Boy: Bubble gum.
Madam: You stick your pole inside me. You tie me down to get me up, I get wet before you do.
The principal was looking restless
Madam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you are bored. The best man always has me first?.
Boy: Wedding ring.
Madam: I come in many sizes. When I’m not well, I Drip. When you blow me, you feel good?
Madam: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates, I come with a quiver.
Principal: O MY GOD.
Madam: What starts with ‘F’ and ends wit a ‘K’ and if you don’t get it, you’ve to use your hand?
Madam: What is it that all men have, it’s longer in some men than others, the Pope doesn’t use his and a man gives it to his wife after marriage?
Principal: Ohooo !
Madam: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles with a lot of veins like pumpkin and is responsible for making love?
Principal: Eeeeeh! The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the Madam, “Send this bloody boy to the university. I myself got all the answers wrong!”
I’ve just started a new business making people breathe in large amounts of helium. They all speak very highly of it.
What did the lungs say to the cigar?? ‘You take my breath away…’
Q:What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A:How do you breathe through that little thing?
1.You can´t wash you´re eyes with soap
2.You can´t count you´re hair 3.You can´t breathe through you nose with youre tongue out 4.You just tried number three 5.When u tried number 3 u realized it was possible only u look like a dog 6.Youre smileing right now because you relized you were fooloed 7.you skipped number 5 8.you just checked if there was a number 5 9.This is not my joke all credit goes to steps
Fun fact! You can hold your breath till the rest of your life
Once there was this Whichdoctor, he walked barefoot most of the time which gave him impressive calluses on his feet. He also ate very little and the food gave him bad breath. Which made him (wait for it), A Super Callused Fragile Mystic Hexed By Halitosis.
you have a six minute timer to live but when you breath it resets
A man shoots up a School and then fakes his own death, he then later returns to shoot up the same school, he repeats the prosses a few times untill the police catch him, when they ask why he did it, he replied “I wondered when you would check if i was still breathing”
Are you corona?? Cuz it’s hard to breath around u ;)
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He’s not breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911.
“I think my friend is dead!” he yells. “What can I do?”
The operator says, “Calm down. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.”
There’s a silence, then a shot. Back on the phone, the guy says, “OK, now what?”
My mom said the happier a person is when sick the sooner they get better.
So I went to the hospital hooked up everyone’s breathing masks to laughing gas.
when ant man is the size of an atom how can he breathe?
your breath is so hot it mad the chicgo fire.
A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders. As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, “I’ll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, ‘I don’t know how you can make love to me with your type of body.’ So I asked her, ‘How about a little head?’”
Why did the ketchup blush? He saw the salad dressing.
What did the elephant ask the naked man? How do you breathe out of that thing?
How do you make your husband scream during sex? Call him and let him hear it.
Why does the mermaid wear seashells? She outgrew her b-shells!
How is life like toilet paper? You’re either on a roll or taking shit from someone.
What does one boob say to the other boob? If we don’t get support, people will think we’re nuts.
What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball? A man will actually search for a golf ball.
What did Cinderella do when she arrived at the ball? She gagged.
What did the green grape say to the purple grape? Breathe… Breathe…
When a girl was having an aszma attack ariana said just keep breathing an breathing an breathin!!!
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