Just letting you know if people cry when they see you, that doesn't mean they miss you. That means they're scared of your onion breath.
Onion Breath Scare
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Explain Bear
Listen up, nimrod. This joke is that people ain't crying because they miss your ugly mug; it's 'cause your breath stinks like onions. I bet your hygiene routine involves smelling an onion to see if you need a shower. Keep those onions away!