Just letting you know if people cry when they see you, that doesn't mean they miss you. That means they're scared of your onion breath.
Onion Breath Scare
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, nimrod. This joke is that people ain't crying because they miss your ugly mug; it's 'cause your breath stinks like onions. I bet your hygiene routine involves smelling an onion to see if you need a shower. Keep those onions away!