A wife and husband had been on a strict diet and the wife said yaknow weve been good about our diet lets have a cheat night tonight. The wife came home with kfc and wendys. the husband came home with sylvia from the office.
do you like wendys? when deez nutz are in your mouth
"I'm sorry, Wendy, but I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."
Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he Neverlands
What did the Nazi order from wendys? Two number NEINS
What's Peter Pan's favorite place to eat out?
Wendy's
Friend A.Do you like Wendy's?Friend B.Yes why?Friend A.Wen-dez nuts in your mouth!
You so fat when you got to McDonald’s they had to call Wendy’s for backup
Have you heard of Wendys Yea wendys nuts in you mouth
Do you like Wendy’s? Yeah Wendy’s nuts finna go in your mouth
Do you like Wendy's when dese nuts hit your face
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So my ex who wouldn't leave me alone because she thought I was the best person in the world even though will has a better haircut then me but anyway when we broke up she said I was the worst person she ever met and I told her she looks like a cross between a beaver and a mole rat. Then I told her she has the wendys logo haircut and then some other things I'm not gonna say. 2 years of bullshit I was done Anyways she cried lol
I drove past Wendy’s the other day. No other stores were open so I asked “Wendy’s openin’ then?”
whats Stephen Hawkins wife called? WENDY
