"I'm sorry, Wendy, but I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."
Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he Neverlands
What did the Nazi order from wendys? Two number NEINS
What's Peter Pan's favorite place to eat out?
Wendy's
A wife and husband had been on a strict diet and the wife said yaknow weve been good about our diet lets have a cheat night tonight. The wife came home with kfc and wendys. the husband came home with sylvia from the office.
do you like wendys? when deez nutz are in your mouth
Friend A.Do you like Wendy's?Friend B.Yes why?Friend A.Wen-dez nuts in your mouth!
You so fat when you got to McDonald’s they had to call Wendy’s for backup
Have you heard of Wendys Yea wendys nuts in you mouth
Do you like Wendy’s? Yeah Wendy’s nuts finna go in your mouth
Do you like Wendy's when dese nuts hit your face
I drove past Wendy’s the other day. No other stores were open so I asked “Wendy’s openin’ then?”
whats Stephen Hawkins wife called? WENDY
FICTIONAL BOOKS / AUTHORS
Outdoor Entertaining by Patty O.
Over the Mountaintop by Hugo First
Plumbing for Idiots by Duane Pipes
Music Theory by Amanda Lynn Player
Meterology 101 By Wendy Reign and Sonny Daze
Oh God By Dixie Rect
Please Dont Stop By Craven Moorehead
Life And Times Of A Porn Star By Dixie Normous
Right Stuff By Dang Lin-Wang
How To Take Care of Your Cat By Connie Lingus
Right Way 2 Orgasm By Buster Cherry
The Unwanted Child By Brooke N Rubbers
So my ex who wouldn't leave me alone because she thought I was the best person in the world even though will has a better haircut then me but anyway when we broke up she said I was the worst person she ever met and I told her she looks like a cross between a beaver and a mole rat. Then I told her she has the wendys logo haircut and then some other things I'm not gonna say. 2 years of bullshit I was done Anyways she cried lol
