A wife and husband had been on a strict diet, and the wife said, "You know, we've been good about our diet. Let's have a cheat night tonight." The wife came home with KFC and Wendy's. The husband came home with Sylvia from the office.
Do you like Wendy's? When deez nutz are in your mouth.
"I'm sorry, Wendy, but I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."
Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he Neverlands
What did the Nazi order from Wendy's?
Two number NEINs.
What's Peter Pan's favorite place to eat out?
Wendy's?
You're so fat that when you got to McDonald's, they had to call Wendy's for backup.
Have you heard of Wendy's?
Yea, Wendy's nuts in you mouth.
Friend A: Do you like Wendy's?
Friend B: Yes, why?
Friend A: Wen-dez nuts in your mouth!
Do you like Wendy’s?
Yeah, Wendy’s nuts finna go in your mouth!
Do you like Wendy's when these nuts hit your face?
FICTIONAL BOOKS / AUTHORS
Outdoor Entertaining by Patty O.
Over the Mountaintop by Hugo First.
Plumbing for Idiots by Duane Pipes.
Music Theory by Amanda Lynn Player.
Meterology 101 By Wendy Reign and Sonny Daze.
Oh God By Dixie Rect.
Please Don't Stop By Craven Moorehead.
Life And Times Of A Porn Star By Dixie Normous.
Right Stuff By Dang Lin-Wang.
How To Take Care of Your Cat By Connie Lingus.
Right Way 2 Orgasm By Buster Cherry.
The Unwanted Child By Brooke N Rubbers.
So my ex who wouldn't leave me alone because she thought I was the best person in the world even though will has a better haircut then me but anyway when we broke up she said I was the worst person she ever met and I told her she looks like a cross between a beaver and a mole rat. Then I told her she has the wendys logo haircut and then some other things I'm not gonna say. 2 years of bullshit I was done Anyways she cried lol
I drove past Wendy’s the other day. No other stores were open, so I asked, “Wendy’s openin’ then?”
whats Stephen Hawkins wife called? WENDY
