Clock Swallowing Incident

Alright, listen up, you knucklehead! So, this dude, right? He eats a clock. A whole freakin' clock! Then he's trying to pee, and because there's a clock in his guts, he yells, "Watch out!" Get it? 'Cause clocks have 'watches'? You're slower than molasses in January if you didn't catch that.