What do cannibals eat to freshen their breath?
Men toes.
So my sister was eating Now&Laters, and I continuously heard smacking sounds. So I told her can you stop smacking its annoying. Then she said I cant its a juicy type of candy. So I said, I can stop the candies from making that sound. Then she said how? So I smacked her. :)
What do guns and gum have in common?... when you pull one out, everyone wants ta be your friend.
How do you get chewing gum out of your hair?
Cancer.
a friend of mine chews gum lays back to yawn then chokes on the gom then i said god what u choking on dick?
