Chewing Gum jokes

What goes in dry and comes out wet and has white stuff at the end?

How do you get chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer.

What do guns and gum have in common?

When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.

If you swallow gum, it will make your poop bouncy.

What goes in hard and dry but comes out soft and wet?

Gum.

Swallow cum, not gum.

What goes in hard but comes out soft?

Gum.

What do cannibals eat to freshen their breath?

Men toes.

A friend of mine chews gum, lays back to yawn, then chokes on the gum. Then I said, "God, what, you choking on dick?"

So my sister was eating Now&Laters, and I continuously heard smacking sounds. So I told her, "Can you stop smacking? It's annoying." Then she said, "I can't, it's a juicy type of candy." So I said, "I can stop the candies from making that sound." Then she said, "How?" So I smacked her. :)