Chewing Gum jokes
What do cannibals eat to freshen their breath?
Men toes.
So my sister was eating Now&Laters, and I continuously heard smacking sounds. So I told her, "Can you stop smacking? It's annoying." Then she said, "I can't, it's a juicy type of candy." So I said, "I can stop the candies from making that sound." Then she said, "How?" So I smacked her. :)
What do guns and gum have in common?
When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.
How do you get chewing gum out of your hair?
Cancer.
A friend of mine chews gum, lays back to yawn, then chokes on the gum. Then I said, "God, what, you choking on dick?"
Q. What’s white, sticky, and better to spit than to swallow?
A. Toothpaste.
What do you call a train with bubble gum?
A chew chew train.
Oh man, I'm depressed.
What's the cool thing about bringing a pack of gum or a shotgun to school?
When you pull one out everybody wants to be your friend. :)
What goes in dry and comes out wet and has white stuff at the end?
What's the best way to get gum out of your hair?
Cancer.