More about Quinn: He loves Robin. He loves his tight ass. He licks up all his shit after Taco Bell.
A dyslexic walks into a bra.
What did the cancer cell say to its neighbor?
"Mind if I join you?"
What do you call it when a girl on her period goes swimming?
A blood bath.
I donated to the LGBTQ community. Hopefully now they can find a cure.
What’s the difference between drugs and kids?
I don’t do drugs.
Why did the condom cross the road?
Because he was pissed off.
I'm so skinny, I could use floss as a noose.
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?
Because he lost his filling.
Yo mama so dumb, she went to the eye doctor to get an iPhone.
What's Juice Wrld's favorite salad? A seizure salad.
Why did the ball person go to the doctor?
He was kicked in the balls.
"I have cancer," the doctor said. "I have 3 days to live," but I was like "fuck it" and killed him. The jury said, "I have life in prison." I shouted, "Yes!" He said, "Thank you, you saved my life!"
I can't stand disability jokes.
My depressed body would look great hanging from a tree...
What's the difference between my arm and legs? Nothing. I slit both of them.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got genital warts, Soon you will, too!
Why did people take Stephen Hawking's to the hospital when we should have took him to Curry's PC World?
Mom: That's why your dad left you.
Me: Why?
Mom: I mean look at you, depressed, suicidal, and unhappy, always anxious, and other mental health issues.
Me: How is that my fault? You are a rude mom!
Mom: Your dad had a heart attack two weeks before you were born, because you are ugly!
(This actually did happen in real life.)
One of my friends named Jill had a drug overdose.
She didn’t have any of that drug after that. For the rest of her life, she acted very high. When she died, it was because of natural causes, not the drug. So this proves that a lethal dose is also a life time supply.
