Habit Jokes

In what ways do nuns and hoes have something in common?

They both worship on their knees. They are both creatures of habit. They both take vows of poverty and obedience. Once chosen, neither can leave the life. They both swallow their hosts.

A nun walked into a bar with her clothes on inside out. The bartender asked her about it and she replied, "Its a bad habit"

What's black and white and hard as nails? A nun on speed!

What's wite and black and red allover? A nun that fell down stairs

A monk asks the priest if it's okay to kiss a nun. The priest replies "just as don't get in the habit"

Why is a nun called a nun? Cause they aint supposed to get nun ;)

Do the French people smoke weed or oui’d?

A nun went to the pub and ordered a gin the bartender said to her I thought nuns weren’t allowed to drink and she said not usually but I am doing the bishop a favour the bartender then asked if she was coming to the music evening and she said no I am with the bishop tonight.

With numerous reports of Donald Trump's odour and Kelly Clarkson's lack of hygenic habits... proof that money doesn't buy cleanliness.

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all i wanna do is *gunshots* *gunshots* *gunshots* and *click* *cash register noise* unlearn years of trauma and maintain healthy habits and fulfilling relationships while learning how to have solid boundaries and a whole sense of self