Amnesia jokes

Patient: "I'm starting to forget things."

Doctor: "Since when have you had this condition?"

Patient: "What condition?"

I had amnesia once... maybe twice.

I was gonna tell a memory loss joke, but I forgot it.

I stole my friend's amnesia medication the other day, he was pretty pissed.

But I reminded him of the age-old mantra: "Forgive and forget!"

What is the worst combination of illnesses?

Alzheimer’s and diarrhea. You’re running but can’t remember where.

I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.

Knock knock! Who's there? It's Dave! Dave who? Dave proceeds to break down crying at the realization that his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

Me: I have lost it.

Random: Lost what?

Me: My will to live.