Amnesia jokes

I stole my friend's amnesia medication the other day, he was pretty pissed.

But I reminded him of the age-old mantra: "Forgive and forget!"

A person went to tell a joke: "Knock knock!" "Who’s there?" "I don’t remember!" (I think we need to moove on to the next joke now.)

I just now made this one up! Then I realized it is in the cow category, so I added the moove on part! 😂

Wow, my own joke. Category: I problem won’t remember this.

I forgot what a boomerang was. Oh well, it’ll come back to me.

Patient: "I'm starting to forget things."

Doctor: "Since when have you had this condition?"

Patient: "What condition?"

I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but it eventually came back to me.

I had amnesia once... maybe twice.

Me: Do you ever just walk into a room and forget what you were doing?

Bank teller: [eyes wide] Uhhhhh...

Me: *scratches head with gun* Man, I hate it when this happens.

What was I saying again?

I can't remember the last full conversation I had with my grandfather.

Good thing is, since he hit his head, he can't remember either.

I was gonna tell a memory loss joke, but I forgot it.