Clock jokes
Why did the kid throw the clock out the window? He wanted to see time fly.
What do a pedophile and a clock have in common? Neither of them go past 12.
Why did the clock go out to the gazebo? To spend some time out.
What do you call a clock on a belt?
A waist of time.
At work: Hey guys, I'm gonna Arnold clock out now.
A man goes into heaven and there he meets Jesus. He asks Jesus what that broken clock is there for. Jesus says, "That is Mother Teresa's clock, it has never moved because she has never lied." "There is Abraham Lincoln's clock. He has lied twice so it has moved twice." "Where is Donald Trump's?" asks the man. Jesus answers, "It is in my office, I am using it as a ceiling fan."
How to make time fly?
Answer: Throw a clock out of the window.
What did the minute hand say to the hour hand?
Why are you so tall?
What did the robber say to the clock? Hands up!
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone chucked a brick at her.
Why did Sally throw a clock out the window? She had brain damage from the brick.
I've just been fired from the clock-making factory after all those extra hours I put in.
6:30 is the best time on a clock... hands down.
I would tell you a joke about a clock, but it’s a waste of time! 😄😄
Went to school today, had to yell at my friend that he wasn't on the clock.
He continued to swing on the pole in front of children.
Isn't eating a clock time-consuming?
Why did the rapper sit on the clock?
He wanted to keep it real with TIME.
"What time is it?"
"Daytime."
What do you call a clever clock?
Clockwise.
What happens when a clock is hungry?
It goes back four seconds.
They are making a movie about clocks.
It’s about time.