Have you ever tried eating a clock? It’s really time-consuming, especially if you go for seconds.

6:30 is the best time on a clock… hands down.

A man goes into heaven and there he meets jesus. He asks Jesus what that broken clock is there for. Jesus says “that is mother teresa’s clock it has never moved because she has never lied”. “There is Abraham Lincolns clock. He has .lied twice so it has moved twice.” “Where is Donald Trump’s?” Ask’s the man. Jesus answers “it is in my office, I am using it as a ceiling fan.”

What happens when a clock is hungry It goes back four seconds.

I’ve just been fired from the clock making factory after all those extra hours I put in.

What do a pedophile and a clock have in common…neither of them go pass 12.

They Are making a movie about clocks.

It’s about time.

What did the robber say to the clock?

Hands up!

Why did sally fall of the swing-someone chucked a brick at her. Why did sally through a clock out the window-she had brain damage from the brick.

What do you call a clever clock? Clockwise

How do you kill time

Easy taking alarm clock and an assault rifle

If you eat a clock then does that mean you’ve consumed time?

They finally made a movie about a clock, about time

what did the man say when he swallowed a clock and tried to go to the bathroom? WATCH OUT!!!

I once made a belt out of clocks. It was a waist of time.

A man walked into a shop and asked the shop keeper for a potato-clock. The shop keeper said, 'I dont know what a potato clock is’ The man said, 'me neither but im starting a new job and my boss told me work starts at 9 so id have to get a potato clock

When a clock goes forward, it’s tic-tac, but when Rommel goes backwards, its tactic!

What would a clock look like with no numbers? Timeless

So I thought about trying to eat a clock one day. After about 13 tries, I realised this was very time consuming

how to make time fly

answer throw a clock out of the window

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