Have you ever tried eating a clock? It's really time-consuming, especially if you go for seconds.
What do a pedophile and a clock have in common...neither of them go pass 12.
I've just been fired from the clock making factory after all those extra hours I put in.
A man goes into heaven and there he meets jesus. He asks Jesus what that broken clock is there for. Jesus says "that is mother teresa's clock it has never moved because she has never lied". "There is Abraham Lincolns clock. He has .lied twice so it has moved twice." "Where is Donald Trump's?" Ask's the man. Jesus answers "it is in my office, I am using it as a ceiling fan."
6:30 is the best time on a clock... hands down.
Chuck Norris and Time had a race...
Result: Time is still running...
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She gagged.
What’s the difference between a clock and an orphans dad? The clock comes back around.
What happens when a clock is hungry It goes back four seconds.
A man gets on a bus, and ends up sitting next to a very attractive nun. Enamored with her, he asks if he can have sex with her. Naturally, she says no, and gets off the bus. The man goes to the bus driver and asks him if he knows of a way for him to have sex with the nun.
"Well," says the bus driver, "every night at 8 o'clock, she goes to the cemetery to pray. If you dress up as God, I'm sure you could convince her to have sex with you."
The man decides to try it, and dresses up in his best God costume. At eight, he sees the nun and appears before her.
"Oh, God!" she exclaims. "Take me with you!" The man tells the nun that she must first have sex with him to prove her loyalty. The nun says yes, but tells him she prefers anal sex. Before you know it, they're getting down to it, having nasty, grunty, loud sex. After it's over, the man pulls off his God disguise.
"Ha, ha! I'm the man from the bus!"
"Ha, ha!" says the nun, removing her costume. "I'm the bus driver!"
The number 13? Not on my watch
i ate a clock yesterday. it was very time-consuming
why did the girls sit on the clock. To be on time
Why did the boy 👦 throw the clock 🕒 out the window?
He wanted to see time fly.
What did the clock do when it was hungry? It went back four seconds.
Why did sally fall of the swing-someone chucked a brick at her. Why did sally through a clock out the window-she had brain damage from the brick.
When is it bedtime in the jacksons house. When the big hand 🖐 meets the little 🤚
What do you call a dog 🐶 that tells time?
A watchdog.
What time is it when you walk in to the wall ? Time to get to bed 🛏
After 12 its lunch 😂😂