Have you ever tried eating a clock? It’s really time-consuming, especially if you go for seconds.
A man goes into heaven and there he meets jesus. He asks Jesus what that broken clock is there for. Jesus says “that is mother teresa’s clock it has never moved because she has never lied”. “There is Abraham Lincolns clock. He has .lied twice so it has moved twice.” “Where is Donald Trump’s?” Ask’s the man. Jesus answers “it is in my office, I am using it as a ceiling fan.”
What do a pedophile and a clock have in common…neither of them go pass 12.
I’ve just been fired from the clock making factory after all those extra hours I put in.
6:30 is the best time on a clock… hands down.
What happens when a clock is hungry It goes back four seconds.
why did the girls sit on the clock. To be on time
What did the robber say to the clock?
Why did sally fall of the swing-someone chucked a brick at her. Why did sally through a clock out the window-she had brain damage from the brick.
What do you call a clever clock? Clockwise
When a clock goes forward, it’s tic-tac, but when Rommel goes backwards, its tactic!
They Are making a movie about clocks.
It’s about time.
If you eat a clock then does that mean you’ve consumed time?
A man walked into a shop and asked the shop keeper for a potato-clock. The shop keeper said, 'I dont know what a potato clock is’ The man said, 'me neither but im starting a new job and my boss told me work starts at 9 so id have to get a potato clock
You: Finds a time clock that can change time
Your friend the next day: Hey, can borrow yo’ house
You: No I’m trying to figure out what to do with my TIME
Also you: Changes the time back to 1267 so you don’t have to have that friend again
Why did the kid throw the clock out the window he wanted to see time fly
They finally made a movie about a clock, about time
what did the man say when he swallowed a clock and tried to go to the bathroom? WATCH OUT!!!
I once made a belt out of clocks. It was a waist of time.
Why did the boy 👦 throw the clock 🕒 out the window?
He wanted to see time fly.