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I’ve just been fired from the clock making factory after all those extra hours I put in.

6:30 is the best time on a clock… hands down.

What happens when a clock is hungry It goes back four seconds.

Have you ever tried eating a clock? It’s really time-consuming, especially if you go for seconds.

if its on the clock,its old enough for the cock

If you eat a clock then does that mean you’ve consumed time?

As a hobby I started taking walks around the old clock tower. It’s a great way to pass the time.

Why did sally fall of the swing-someone chucked a brick at her. Why did sally through a clock out the window-she had brain damage from the brick.

They Are making a movie about clocks.

It’s about time.

Once I went to a museum and over heard someone speaking to an employee for information.

“These are lying clocks, they tell how many lies a person tells.”

“oh cool”

“this is mother Teresa’s clock, the clock hasn’t moved because she never lied.”

“Makes sense”

“This is Abraham Lincoln’s clock. The hands only moved twice indicating he only lied twice.”

“Where’s Trump’s clock”

“Oh, we’re using it as a ceiling fan.”

And then I burst out laughing 'cause it’s so true.

They finally made a movie about a clock, about time

how to make time fly

answer throw a clock out of the window

Why did Jack throw his alarm clock out the window?

Because it reminded him of Arnold Clock, the man who was accused of knife-raping his wife

What does a clock do when he’s still hungry?

He goes back “four” seconds!

what did the man say when he swallowed a clock and tried to go to the bathroom? WATCH OUT!!!

Glad to present you wood clock

6:30 is the best time on a clock… hands down.

What would a clock look like with no numbers? Timeless

I would tell you a joke about a clock but it’s a wast of time 😄😄

What do you call a clock on a belt

A Waist of Time