I've just been fired from the clock making factory after all those extra hours I put in.
What do a pedophile and a clock have in common...neither of them go pass 12.
Chuck Norris and Time had a race...
Result: Time is still running...
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She gagged.
6:30 is the best time on a clock... hands down.
What’s the difference between a clock and an orphans dad? The clock comes back around.
The number 13? Not on my watch
i ate a clock yesterday. it was very time-consuming
why did the girls sit on the clock. To be on time
A man goes into heaven and there he meets jesus. He asks Jesus what that broken clock is there for. Jesus says "that is mother teresa's clock it has never moved because she has never lied". "There is Abraham Lincolns clock. He has .lied twice so it has moved twice." "Where is Donald Trump's?" Ask's the man. Jesus answers "it is in my office, I am using it as a ceiling fan."
What happens when a clock is hungry It goes back four seconds.
Why did the boy 👦 throw the clock 🕒 out the window?
He wanted to see time fly.
Why did sally fall of the swing-someone chucked a brick at her. Why did sally through a clock out the window-she had brain damage from the brick.
What did the clock do when it was hungry? It went back four seconds.
What do you call a clever clock? Clockwise
When is it bedtime in the jacksons house. When the big hand 🖐 meets the little 🤚
What do you call a dog 🐶 that tells time?
A watchdog.
After 12 its lunch 😂😂
What time is it when it turns 13 O clock?
Time to get a new watch
What time is it when you get home can you walk walk home and walk
