Have you ever tried eating a clock? It’s really time-consuming, especially if you go for seconds.
6:30 is the best time on a clock… hands down.
A man goes into heaven and there he meets jesus. He asks Jesus what that broken clock is there for. Jesus says “that is mother teresa’s clock it has never moved because she has never lied”. “There is Abraham Lincolns clock. He has .lied twice so it has moved twice.” “Where is Donald Trump’s?” Ask’s the man. Jesus answers “it is in my office, I am using it as a ceiling fan.”
What happens when a clock is hungry It goes back four seconds.
I’ve just been fired from the clock making factory after all those extra hours I put in.
What do a pedophile and a clock have in common…neither of them go pass 12.
They Are making a movie about clocks.
It’s about time.
What did the robber say to the clock?
Why did sally fall of the swing-someone chucked a brick at her. Why did sally through a clock out the window-she had brain damage from the brick.
What do you call a clever clock? Clockwise
If you eat a clock then does that mean you’ve consumed time?
They finally made a movie about a clock, about time
what did the man say when he swallowed a clock and tried to go to the bathroom? WATCH OUT!!!
I once made a belt out of clocks. It was a waist of time.
What would a clock look like with no numbers? Timeless
So I thought about trying to eat a clock one day. After about 13 tries, I realised this was very time consuming
As a hobby I started taking walks around the old clock tower. It’s a great way to pass the time.
What does a clock do when he’s still hungry?
He goes back “four” seconds!
I told my friend to look at the clock then I said. " is this a bad time
Why did the clock out the library?
It tocked to much