A man goes into heaven and there he meets jesus. He asks Jesus what that broken clock is there for. Jesus says "that is mother teresa's clock it has never moved because she has never lied". "There is Abraham Lincolns clock. He has .lied twice so it has moved twice." "Where is Donald Trump's?" Ask's the man. Jesus answers "it is in my office, I am using it as a ceiling fan."
What do a pedophile and a clock have in common...neither of them go pass 12.
6:30 is the best time on a clock... hands down.
I've just been fired from the clock making factory after all those extra hours I put in.
why did the girls sit on the clock. To be on time
Why did sally fall of the swing-someone chucked a brick at her. Why did sally through a clock out the window-she had brain damage from the brick.
What do you call a clever clock? Clockwise
What happens when a clock is hungry It goes back four seconds.
Why did the kid throw the clock out the window he wanted to see time fly
Did you hear about the man who swallowed his watch? He went to the doctor hoping he could give him something to help pass the time.
Why did the clock went out to the gazebo? To spend some time out .
Chuck Norris and Time had a race...
Result: Time is still running...
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She gagged.
What’s the difference between a clock and an orphans dad? The clock comes back around.
The number 13? Not on my watch
i ate a clock yesterday. it was very time-consuming
Why did the boy 👦 throw the clock 🕒 out the window?
He wanted to see time fly.
Why is it a bad idea to eat a clock? Because it's so time-consuming.
What did the clock do when it was hungry? It went back four seconds.
When is it bedtime in the jacksons house. When the big hand 🖐 meets the little 🤚
