Have you ever tried eating a clock? It’s really time-consuming, especially if you go for seconds.
A man goes into heaven and there he meets jesus. He asks Jesus what that broken clock is there for. Jesus says “that is mother teresa’s clock it has never moved because she has never lied”. “There is Abraham Lincolns clock. He has .lied twice so it has moved twice.” “Where is Donald Trump’s?” Ask’s the man. Jesus answers “it is in my office, I am using it as a ceiling fan.”
I’ve just been fired from the clock making factory after all those extra hours I put in.
What do a pedophile and a clock have in common…neither of them go pass 12.
6:30 is the best time on a clock… hands down.
What happens when a clock is hungry It goes back four seconds.
What’s the difference between a clock and an orphans dad? The clock comes back around.
why did the girls sit on the clock. To be on time
When a clock goes forward, it’s tic-tac, but when Rommel goes backwards, its tactic!
Why did sally fall of the swing-someone chucked a brick at her. Why did sally through a clock out the window-she had brain damage from the brick.
What do you call a clever clock? Clockwise
They Are making a movie about clocks.
It’s about time.
If you eat a clock then does that mean you’ve consumed time?
You momma’s so fat she started fat lives matter … meetings are everyday 11 o clock mcdonalds 12 o clock kfc 1 o’clock pizza Hut
what did the man say when he swallowed a clock and tried to go to the bathroom? WATCH OUT!!!
A man walked into a shop and asked the shop keeper for a potato-clock. The shop keeper said, 'I dont know what a potato clock is’ The man said, 'me neither but im starting a new job and my boss told me work starts at 9 so id have to get a potato clock
a man died and went to heaven. here he met jesus. there were two clocks, the man asked whats with the clocks?. jesus answered this is mother theresa’s clock she has not lied so the clock hasnt moved, this is abraham lincoln’s clock; he’s only lied twice so its moved twice. where’s donald trumps the man asked. jesus replied: its in my office im using it as a ceiling fan.
You: Finds a time clock that can change time
Your friend the next day: Hey, can borrow yo’ house
You: No I’m trying to figure out what to do with my TIME
Also you: Changes the time back to 1267 so you don’t have to have that friend again
What did the robber say to the clock?