By using this site, you agree to its use of cookies. Read more

I’ve just been fired from the clock making factory after all those extra hours I put in.

Have you ever tried eating a clock? It’s really time-consuming, especially if you go for seconds.

6:30 is the best time on a clock… hands down.

What happens when a clock is hungry It goes back four seconds.

A man goes into heaven and there he meets jesus. He asks Jesus what that broken clock is there for. Jesus says “that is mother teresa’s clock it has never moved because she has never lied”. “There is Abraham Lincolns clock. He has .lied twice so it has moved twice.” “Where is Donald Trump’s?” Ask’s the man. Jesus answers “it is in my office, I am using it as a ceiling fan.”

if its on the clock,its old enough for the cock

So I thought about trying to eat a clock one day. After about 13 tries, I realised this was very time consuming

If you eat a clock then does that mean you’ve consumed time?

Why did sally fall of the swing-someone chucked a brick at her. Why did sally through a clock out the window-she had brain damage from the brick.

They Are making a movie about clocks.

It’s about time.

As a hobby I started taking walks around the old clock tower. It’s a great way to pass the time.

What would a clock look like with no numbers? Timeless

I would tell you a joke about a clock but it’s a wast of time 😄😄

They finally made a movie about a clock, about time

how to make time fly

answer throw a clock out of the window

What does a clock do when he’s still hungry?

He goes back “four” seconds!

what did the man say when he swallowed a clock and tried to go to the bathroom? WATCH OUT!!!

Glad to present you wood clock

6:30 is the best time on a clock… hands down.

What did the robber say to the clock?

Hands up!