Have you ever tried eating a clock? It’s really time-consuming, especially if you go for seconds.

I’ve just been fired from the clock making factory after all those extra hours I put in.

What happens when a clock is hungry It goes back four seconds.

6:30 is the best time on a clock… hands down.

A man goes into heaven and there he meets jesus. He asks Jesus what that broken clock is there for. Jesus says “that is mother teresa’s clock it has never moved because she has never lied”. “There is Abraham Lincolns clock. He has .lied twice so it has moved twice.” “Where is Donald Trump’s?” Ask’s the man. Jesus answers “it is in my office, I am using it as a ceiling fan.”

They Are making a movie about clocks.

It’s about time.

if its on the clock,its old enough for the cock

Why did sally fall of the swing-someone chucked a brick at her. Why did sally through a clock out the window-she had brain damage from the brick.

They finally made a movie about a clock, about time

What would a clock look like with no numbers? Timeless

If you eat a clock then does that mean you’ve consumed time?

So I thought about trying to eat a clock one day. After about 13 tries, I realised this was very time consuming

how to make time fly

answer throw a clock out of the window

As a hobby I started taking walks around the old clock tower. It’s a great way to pass the time.

Once I went to a museum and over heard someone speaking to an employee for information.

“These are lying clocks, they tell how many lies a person tells.”

“oh cool”

“this is mother Teresa’s clock, the clock hasn’t moved because she never lied.”

“Makes sense”

“This is Abraham Lincoln’s clock. The hands only moved twice indicating he only lied twice.”

“Where’s Trump’s clock”

“Oh, we’re using it as a ceiling fan.”

And then I burst out laughing 'cause it’s so true.

What does a clock do when he’s still hungry?

He goes back “four” seconds!

what did the man say when he swallowed a clock and tried to go to the bathroom? WATCH OUT!!!

6:30 is the best time on a clock… hands down.

What did the robber say to the clock?

Hands up!

I once made a belt out of clocks. It was a waist of time.

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