I’ve just been fired from the clock making factory after all those extra hours I put in.

6:30 is the best time on a clock… hands down.

What happens when a clock is hungry It goes back four seconds.

if its on the clock,its old enough for the cock

As a hobby I started taking walks around the old clock tower. It’s a great way to pass the time.

They Are making a movie about clocks.

It’s about time.

Why did sally fall of the swing-someone chucked a brick at her. Why did sally through a clock out the window-she had brain damage from the brick.

how to make time fly

answer throw a clock out of the window

They finally made a movie about a clock, about time

Why did Jack throw his alarm clock out the window?

Because it reminded him of Arnold Clock, the man who was accused of knife-raping his wife

What does a clock do when he’s still hungry?

He goes back “four” seconds!

What do you call a clock on a belt

A Waist of Time

isn’t eating a clock time consuming

The cop that is on a 12 o clock shift says hands up

What do you call a clever clock? Clockwise

What would a clock look like with no numbers? Timeless

I would tell you a joke about a clock but it’s a wast of time 😄😄

What did the clock say when it got punched at noon? It’s twelve ow clock.

Why did Jimmy throw the clock out the window? Because it reminded him of Arnold Clock the man who knife raped his wife.

I would make a clock joke, but I don’t have time.

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