Three men are on a boat. They have four cigarettes, but nothing to light them with. So they throw a cigarette overboard and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter.

What kind of cigarettes does a hippie smoke? Yours.

I like my women how I like my cigarettes. Smokin’ hot, and with a little saliva on the butt.

The average human male walks for five miles, but the gas station is ten miles away. So why does it take fifteen years for my dad to buy cigarettes?

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