Germ jokes
You look like the 0.01 percent of bacteria the Lysol didn't kill.
You look like the 0.01 percent of germs the Lysol didn't kill.
Your hairline is so far back that if you were a backbencher in class and I was a germ sitting on it, I would think that the rest of the backbenchers are seated in front of the class.
All germs are from GERMany.
What has an N, an I, two Gs, an E, and an R?
Ginger! You racist fuc-
Why did God invent yeast infections? So women would know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt too.
No matter how kind you are, German children are kinder.
What has an N, an I, two Gs, an E, and an R?
Ginger!
My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex on a scale of 1-10.
Last night we tried anal, and she kept shouting “9!”
That's the best I've done so far.
Community talk
School bathrooms are a crucial part of the educational environment, often overlooked in discussions about improving school facilities. One argument that deserves attention is the need for school bathrooms to be cleaned twice a day. This is not just about maintaining a pleasant environment; it's about health, dignity, and respect for students. Firstly, cleanliness is next to healthiness. Schools are a breeding ground … Read more