Germ Jokes

You look like the 0.01 percent of bacteria the Lysol didn't kill.

You look like the 0.01 percent of germs the Lysol didn't kill.

Your hairline is so far back that if you were a backbencher in class and I was a germ sitting on it, I would think that the rest of the backbenchers are seated in front of the class.

All germs are from GERMany.