Germ jokes

You look like the 0.01 percent of bacteria the Lysol didn't kill.

You look like the 0.01 percent of germs the Lysol didn't kill.

Your hairline is so far back that if you were a backbencher in class and I was a germ sitting on it, I would think that the rest of the backbenchers are seated in front of the class.

All germs are from GERMany.

Did you hear about the German girl being raped by 10 men? She shouted, "nein, nein," so one of them left.

What has an N, an I, two Gs, an E, and an R?

Ginger! You racist fuc-

The word "ginger" is just the n-word reorganized.

No matter how kind you are, German children are kinder.

My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex on a scale of 1-10.

Last night we tried anal, and she kept shouting “9!”

That's the best I've done so far.