What is the most popular fish in the ocean? "A starfish."
What kind of star ⭐️ would go to jail?
A shooting star 🌠!
What kind of fish 🐟 comes out at night 🌙?
A starfish.
Last night in bed, I was gazing up at the stars and was thinking to myself, "Where the f*ck is my roof?"
Which fish is the most famous?
The star fish!
What’s the worst thing to star in?
An amber alert.
Why can’t orphans have a five-star GTA because they’re not wanted
Crush: "How much do you love me?"
Me: "Well, look at the stars outside."
Crush: "But it's morning."
Me: "Exactly."
I can tell a joke :`)
Twinkle Twinkle there's a car Coming like a shooting star. I will stand in the way I will not be seen again Are you happy I am dead Now you made it to the end
Question: What did the sun say to the little star? Answer: Are you my SUN
What is money called in space?
Star bucks.
It’s Christmas morning and all the decorations are done but the tree looks like it’s missing something * grabs the noose *
Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? -- Because in charge of sequence, Yoda was.
"Dad, how do stars die?" -- "Usually an overdose."
The Wife said "Honey! Do you like my new Teeth?"
The Husband replied "They remind me of stars Darling!" "Yellow and Far apart"
Mÿ pp
They should bring Michael Jackson beck from the dead so he can star in the Peter Pan horror movie
Why did they invent glow-in-the-dark condoms? So gay guys can play Star Wars.
When you look at the sun, its like looking at me
Im no astronomer but I’m pretty sure the earth revolves around the sun... not you.
