Star Jokes

What is the most popular fish in the ocean? A star fish

What kind of fish 🐟 comes out at night 🌙?

A starfish.

What kind of star ⭐️ would go to jail?

A shooting star 🌠!

Which fish is the most famous?

The star fish!

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson decide to go on a camping trip. After dinner and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night, and go to sleep.

Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend.

"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."

Watson replied, "I see millions of stars."

"What does that tell you?"

Watson pondered for a minute.

"Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets." "Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo." "Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three." "Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant." "Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow." "What does it tell you, Holmes?"

Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke: "Watson, you idiot. Someone has stolen our tent!"

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What is money called in space

Star bucks

crush: how much do you love me??

me: well look at the stars outside

crush: but its morning me: exactly

Question: What did the sun say to the little star? Answer: Are you my SUN

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Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? -- Because in charge of sequence, Yoda was.

Last night in bed, I was gazing up at the stars and was thinking to myself...

Where the f*ck is my roof?

The Wife said "Honey! Do you like my new Teeth?"

The Husband replied "They remind me of stars Darling!" "Yellow and Far apart"

What did a Jedi say to dark Vader your not my father I am yours

How do stars get their name by a black hole because is sueeeee

What did the start say is Star Trek

twinkle, twinkle little star. I hope i'll get hit by a car. am not dead yet, i hope i'll die. I hope i'll born to a new hole life.

Bf:what do you think about our love?

Gf:count the stars in the sky

Bf:aww its infinity

Gf:nope just a waste of time

what do you get when you add 5 + 2 + 3 + 2 + 200 + 10 completely confuse

what did i say to you you suckkkkkkkkkkkkkkk boiiiiiiiiiiiiii

The History of the Star Spangled Banner. By Jose Cannusee