your forehead so big that if i drew an H on it kobe could have landed there
you know that feeling when your going throught a school parking lot and go over a speed bump then you realize that there are no speed bumps
do you ever get that feeling where your just going through a school parking lot, then you realize that there are no parking lots
ahem… if somebody you dont like, or somebody random just calls you in general,
answer the phone with this
Hello thank you for choosing mamas pizzeria/ abortion clinic, your loss is our sauce how may i help you?
hello this is davids orphanage you make them we take them how may i help you?
some people reactions are priceless and then the wonder about you mental health