What is it called when a depressed person gets a stroke?
A stroke of luck :)
Stroke Jokes
Three nuns are having a charity in front of the church.
A man in a trench coat walks up and flashes the three nuns. The first nun had a stroke, the second nun had a stroke, but the third nun, her arm was too short.
One day, a priest and a nun went to play golf together.
In the first shot, the priest missed his shot and said, "Fuck, I missed it!"
The nun replied, "Hey, you should not curse."
In the second shot, the priest missed his shot again and said, "Fuck, I missed again!"
The nun replied, "Hey, stop swearing, or else God will punish you."
In the next shot, the priest missed once again. He shouted, "Fuck this, this game is bullshit!"
The nun replied, "Enough! God is definitely going to punish you anytime now."
Suddenly, a thunderbolt struck the nun and killed her. The clouds separated from the sky, and there was a voice in the sky saying, "Oh, fuck, I missed!"
My parents were concerned when I said I like to bleed, but at least I cut my risk of cancer and stroke in half.
What do people that can only use half their face and wankers have in common?
They have both had a few strokes.
VAPING IS ALSO BAD
Donโt worry if you have a stroke.
Youโll be all right.
Never take a person canoeing or kayaking if they had a cerebrovascular accident.
Theyโll hear the one word they hate the most: โSTROKE, STROKE, STROKE!โ
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a guitar teacher? One likes to stroke his finger across A minor, and the other one plays guitar.
I got kicked out of the hospital.
Apparently, the sign "Stroke patients here" meant something totally different.
This bitch got mad at me because I couldnโt last four strokes. What the fuck are you mad at me for? My grandpa didnโt even survive one.
Three old women are sitting on a park bench. A man in a trench coat comes and flashes them.
The first woman had a stroke. The second woman had a stroke. The third woman couldn't quite reach.
My 1 year old nephew had a stroke. I know, sounds bad... but he would have needed to learn how to speak and walk anyways.
This bitch got mad at me because I couldnโt last four strokes. My grandpa didnโt even survive one.
What do you call a masturbating cow?
Beef stroganoff.
The woman became extremely uncomfortable with the man she had just met. While he lay beside her, romantically kissing and stroking her neck he whispered, โI called the number you gave me at the bar tonight. Someone named Alvin answered who has never heard of you.โ
"Did you hear about the flasher who exposed himself to two elderly ladies in Central Park? One had a stroke. The other couldnโt quite reach."
My grandma always told my dad if a bird ever got in your house/truck, someone would die later that exact day.
She found out she had cancer. 11 months later, my grandpa died of a stroke. I hope to see them in heaven. Iโd like to meet them. Pls comment good things. I really, really love them, even though I didnโt get to meet them. ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
What do you call a retarded person and a stroke victim in the same bed?
Mashed potatoes.
Did you hear about the gay guy who got kicked off the golf course?
He was playing with too many strokes.
Did you hear about the dead artist?
Too many strokes.
