Health jokes
Why do dwarfs do drugs?
To get high.
What is better to have, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
How do you know when a fat person stops eating? You read about it in the obituary.
What time are most dentist appointments? Tooth hurty.
What did the man say when he swallowed a clock and tried to go to the bathroom?
WATCH OUT!!!
My Dad:,,Dont Smoke its very bad for your health" Also my Dad:
What do people that can only use half their face and wankers have in common?
They have both had a few strokes.
I had amnesia once... maybe twice.
AIDS?
Has anybody heard of the guy who passed out in the middle of oncoming traffic? Yeah, he was tired.
A police officer came up to me and said, "Just why, why would you bring the epileptic children to a laser tag fight?"
Doctor: I’m sorry, I can’t see you today.
Orphan: Oh, how about tomorrow?
Doctor: No, I can’t ever see you.
Orphan: Why?
Doctor: Because I’m a family physician.
Do you want drugs? Buy KFC; poor people.
Man: *steals drink*
Boy: bro😭😭
Man: Why are u crying over a drink?
Boy: That had drugs.
Man: ....
What do you call a cripple convention? A salad.
How did the fat person cross the road?
It rolled.
Technoblade should have drank milk. Would have gotten rid of all his status effects!
"Disease" technically means "lack of ease," so if a girl is hard to get, call her a disease.
That's what Elliot Rodger did.
The first rule of the Alzheimer’s club is...
Wait, where are we again?
What is the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair?
Cancer.
You're so fat, when people see you running, they can't help but yell out, "Keep running!"