What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user?
Fast food.
Health Jokes
What do alcoholics and amputees have in common?
They are both legless.
If your corona test shows two lines, is that then positive or negative?
What’s the best part about being a circumcision doctor?
The pay is good and you also get to keep the tips!
What do Viagra and Disneyland have in common?
They both cause you to stand around for an hour waiting for a two-minute ride.
Has Covid-19 forced you to wear glasses and a mask at the same time?
You may be entitled to condensation.
What’s someone with AIDS' favorite Taylor Swift song?
"Baby, now we got bad blood."
How did the fat person cross the road?
It rolled.
What makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man?
"They can move it, move it." (from King Julian)
What do you call a non-binary person that is lactose intolerant?
Non-buy dairy.
A police officer came up to me and said, "Just why, why would you bring the epileptic children to a laser tag fight?"
Technoblade should have drank milk. Would have gotten rid of all his status effects!
Doctor: I’m sorry, I can’t see you today.
Orphan: Oh, how about tomorrow?
Doctor: No, I can’t ever see you.
Orphan: Why?
Doctor: Because I’m a family physician.
Man: *steals drink*
Boy: bro😭😭
Man: Why are u crying over a drink?
Boy: That had drugs.
Man: ....
I got in trouble at school today because I told the teacher at school with COVID to stay positive.
My friend said an apple a day keeps the orphan away. I said only if you throw it hard enough.
Q: What do you get when you cross Viagra and Donald Trump?
A: Erection fraud. (Just a joke.)
AIDS?
Has anybody heard of the guy who passed out in the middle of oncoming traffic? Yeah, he was tired.
What do people that can only use half their face and wankers have in common?
They have both had a few strokes.
