(Just a joke) when Stephen Hawking fell over and hurt his leg, his dad said " It'll get better just walk it off."
Why Did Sarah Fall Off A Skyscraper?
Because She Made Her Dad Mad.
How do cows laugh? Moo-haha
MOM: honey im pregnet DAD:Hi pregnet im dad MOM:No your not
Me: Want to hear a joke? Friend: Sure Me: When my Mum and Dad said they loved me. Friend: What's funny about that? Me: Because the next day they disowned me.
Roses are red My soul is black I am never getting My dad back
🎆 New Year's Eve
Lil Johnny👦: „Every year the same, people always have to start banging before midnight“
Mom👱🏻♀️: „Johnny, would you please leave the bedroom now?“
Dad👨🏻🦰: „Son, if you don't leave, it‘ll bang on your head!“
everyone else seems to have met my dad. I only have the mugshots.
why did my dad cross the road.
to get to the nearest building so he wouldn't die in the crippling smoke of the most terrifying and only terrorist attack on american soil
Dads secretary left her position, he tole me I could take it if I want it. He also told me the job pays well but there is a lot to catch up on. He kept me under the pump all week.
Why does that kid have to stay in that orphanage He should just go to his mom and dad
My Dad said he got me from the Shops and I remembered what grandpa said about him
I always wanted to go to the store as a kid because I always wanted to look for my dad that went to go get the milk but I could never find him
one time i was watching tv mom: omg your dad is coming! me:omg really mom: sike i lied
Never say to a orphan “ bye buddy hope you find your dad”
I walked to the milk store and did not see my dad.
My sister says DAD and repeats and this is my dad WOULD U STOP me 😑
I'm still playing hide & seek with my dad.
Was your dad a pilot? Because I rate you a 9/11
Dad:im dying Son:hi dying, im [name] Dad:really, now is not the time Son:im sorry Dad:hi sorry im dad (dies)
