What's the difference between my dad and my step dad? My step dad beat my ass before he left
You know if you go to wal-mart, and go to the milk section you might just find your dads
son: can i go to my friends mum? mum: no! son: dad was right i am a son of a bitch! mum: bad news but your adopted!!
Why did mommy disapear: the dad: well, when she crossed the road to get to the chicken, she only made it halfway.
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Kid. What is an orphans favorite breakfast? Teacher. What? Kid. Fruity pebbles with water Teacher. Why water? Kid. Cause it's dad never came back with the milk
One day Timmy walks in on his mum in the bath. Then he asks “What’s that dark fuzzy thing, mummy?” and mum said “It’s a bush, every girl has one!” Then the next day he walks in on his dad in the shower. So he asks “Daddy, what’s that long thing?” The dad then says “It’s a sexy boy” accidentally. Timmy asks his dad “What does sexy mean?” And the dad says “Your mother, of course.” making it seem like a child-friendly compliment. Then the next day at school Timmy wanted to compliment his teacher. He walks up to her and says “You’re so so sexy!”
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What do you call it if your mom is a guy and ur dad is a woman?
Transparent
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What separates bad jokes from dad jokes?
Condoms.
Why are most absent dads mechanics
They like to nut and bolt
son: Dad i know i’m adopted dad: well how do you know son: i found the adoption papers dad: that is for your mum
if you know you know
My dad just found out and told my mom about one of their friends Chad just murdered his wife Claire and after doing that he turned the gun on himself and committed suicide right after My moms reply: Jesus Chad will do anything to get out of cleaning his mess won’t he
Little Johnny saw his dad getting head from his mom. Johnny asked what they were doing and mom stopped and said she was fixing his dads pants. Little Johnny says "That explains what the lady next door was doing"
When my dad left he said he would bring back the milk but 20 years later he only came with my new sister and eggs. And I confronted him and he said "I used all the milk to make your sister"
The reason why people are short is because their dad never came back with the milk.
The last joke about the dad was a joke. Don't take it seriously. Can't believe that people actually think that was true
Orphans always dip their Oreos in water? Hoping their dad comes back with the milk.
