The 30+ Best Noose Jokes

a leaf and a emo kid fall from a tree, who made it to the floor first? the leaf. the emo kid was caught on a rope.

Snow everywhere, it's Christmas time. A person looks at the tree. The person: Only last thing left to hang! He grabs a noose.

Person A: cmon person B, just be happy, smile Person B: over my dead body Person B: *gets the noose*

What's a similarity Cliff Hanger and Nooses?

They both leave you Hanging

My friend asked me why I know how to tie a noose.

I told them “because I’m such a noose-ance.”

i was walking today and i saw a emo with a noose looking up at a tree i simply said " hang on there bud!"

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It’s Christmas morning and all the decorations are done but the tree looks like it’s missing something * grabs the noose *

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my gay ass: i want to find jesus religous mom: FINALLY me: grabs a noose

So there's Fred and Frank, now they've been 2 friends for years, but Fred see he's depressed. Badly. Either way, so F+F are texting each other and here's how is goes: (this is my first joke, so please don't judge to harshly)

Frank: Yo Fred: hi... Frank: u heard about de competition? Fred: yeah.... Frank: You wanna hang out? Fred: ....... Frank: what? I've got some noose (news) for you Fred: ... I( Frank: fine.... I guess we need to think of a plan tho. We don't wanna be hanging on the end. Fred: *sigh* you know....you really can't rope me into this competition.

me: im home ma heres her with a new dad her: go hang wit someone :me gets the noose goes to fav tree i love you ma 🙂

Yo momma so fat when she tried to hang herself the noose broke.

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I once saw a noose joke.

I wanna know how to make one :D

I am not making a noose I am making a unsubscribe button for life.

So put your best face on everybody, pretend you know this song everybody- *pulls out noose* 'COME HANG'... *pulls out gun* Let's go out with a bang... Bang- *gunshot*

noose:" hey man, wanna hang out?" corpse:"sorry man, im dead inside."

(Not originally my joke, I found this joke somewhere a few months back) An Emo kid in a tree falls, at the same time an apple falls from the same tree, what hits the ground first? The apple would be due to the kids rope and noose.