Depression

Anonymous

Snow everywhere, it’s Christmas time. A person looks at the tree. The person: Only last thing left to hang! He grabs a noose.

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Depression

Hangy Boi

What’s a similarity Cliff Hanger and Nooses?

They both leave you Hanging

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Depression

Anonymous

Person A: cmon person B, just be happy, smile Person B: over my dead body Person B: gets the noose

Depression

Anonymous

An obese depressed mother is trying to tie a noose but can’t reach it so she calls her son for help a few minutes later son: there mother: where did you learn to tie such a good noose? son: dad showed me before he died mother: DAM HIM TO HE- slips and noose chokes her to death

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Depression

Anonymous

My friend asked me why I know how to tie a noose.

I told them “because I’m such a noose-ance.”

Darkness

Kira666_

Q: give a man a day of therapy he’ll be sad for then and on A:give a man a noose he’ll be sad for the rest of his life

Depression

Anonymous

It’s Christmas morning and all the decorations are done but the tree looks like it’s missing something * grabs the noose *

Depression

So there’s Fred and Frank, now they’ve been 2 friends for years, but Fred see he’s depressed. Badly. Either way, so F+F are texting each other and here’s how is goes: (this is my first joke, so please don’t judge to harshly)

Frank: Yo Fred: hi… Frank: u heard about de competition? Fred: yeah… Frank: You wanna hang out? Fred: … Frank: what? I’ve got some noose (news) for you Fred: … I( Frank: fine… I guess we need to think of a plan tho. We don’t wanna be hanging on the end. Fred: sigh you know…you really can’t rope me into this competition.

Poor

OreoFan

Once upon a time, there were three kingdoms, all bordering on the same lake. For centuries, these kingdoms had fought over an island in the middle of that lake. One day, they decided to have it out, once and for all.

The first kingdom was quite rich, and sent an army of 25 knights, each with three squires. The night before the battle, the knights jousted and cavorted as their squires polished armor, cooked food, and sharpened weapons. The second kingdom was not so wealthy, and sent only 10 knights, each with 2 squires. The night before the battle, the knights cavorted and sharpened their weapons as the squires polished armor and prepared dinner. The third kingdom was very poor, and only sent one elderly knight with his sole squire. The night before the battle, the knight sharpened his weapon, while the squire, using a looped rope, slung a pot high over the fire to cook while he prepared the knight’s armor.

The next day, the battle began. All the knights of the first two kingdoms had cavorted a bit too much (one should never cavort while sharpening weapons and jousting) and could not fight. The squire of the third kingdom could not rouse the elderly knight in time for combat. So, in the absence of the knights, the squires fought.

The battle raged well into the late hours, but when the dust finally settled, a solitary figure limped from the carnage. The lone squire from the third kingdom dragged himself away, beaten, bloodied, but victorious.

And it just goes to prove, the squire of the high pot and noose is equal to the sum of the squires of the other two sides.

Depression

that guy tho

me: im home ma heres her with a new dad her: go hang wit someone :me gets the noose goes to fav tree i love you ma 🙂

Depression

Lyss

So put your best face on everybody, pretend you know this song everybody- pulls out noose ‘COME HANG’… pulls out gun Let’s go out with a bang… Bang- gunshot

Emo

Anonymous

a leaf and a emo kid fall from a tree, who made it to the floor first? the leaf. the emo kid was caught on a rope.

Depression

noose

me : hey! do you know how to tie a knot? person : yea, why? me : cause I need help tying this noose :)

Hang

Anonymous

How to be a hero.

  1. Tie a noose in your front yard.
  2. Find and capture a furry.
  3. Hang that furry because they deserve it. It’s easy as 1-2-3!

Hang

Anonymous Tower

Please stop hurting people’s feelings. Or they’ll hang around the house.

Bullying

Anonymous

A noose, a knife, a gun, and a razor blade look at a child who committed suicide after being bullied. Everyone looked at the noose. The noose would say,“What? It wasn’t my fault.”