Snow everywhere, it's Christmas time. A person looks at the tree. The person: Only last thing left to hang! He grabs a noose.
Person A: cmon person B, just be happy, smile Person B: over my dead body Person B: *gets the noose*
My friend asked me why I know how to tie a noose.
I told them “because I’m such a noose-ance.”
i was walking today and i saw a emo with a noose looking up at a tree i simply said " hang on there bud!"
It’s Christmas morning and all the decorations are done but the tree looks like it’s missing something * grabs the noose *
my gay ass: i want to find jesus religous mom: FINALLY me: grabs a noose
me: im home ma heres her with a new dad her: go hang wit someone :me gets the noose goes to fav tree i love you ma 🙂
Yo momma so fat when she tried to hang herself the noose broke.
a leaf and a emo kid fall from a tree, who made it to the floor first? the leaf. the emo kid was caught on a rope.
I once saw a noose joke.
I wanna know how to make one :D
I am not making a noose I am making a unsubscribe button for life.
noose:" hey man, wanna hang out?" corpse:"sorry man, im dead inside."
me : hey! do you know how to tie a knot? person : yea, why? me : cause I need help tying this noose :)
What's a similarity Cliff Hanger and Nooses?
They both leave you Hanging
Please stop hurting people's feelings. Or they'll hang around the house.
So there's Fred and Frank, now they've been 2 friends for years, but Fred see he's depressed. Badly. Either way, so F+F are texting each other and here's how is goes: (this is my first joke, so please don't judge to harshly)
Frank: Yo Fred: hi... Frank: u heard about de competition? Fred: yeah.... Frank: You wanna hang out? Fred: ....... Frank: what? I've got some noose (news) for you Fred: ... I( Frank: fine.... I guess we need to think of a plan tho. We don't wanna be hanging on the end. Fred: *sigh* you know....you really can't rope me into this competition.
Q: give a man a day of therapy he'll be sad for then and on A:give a man a noose he'll be sad for the rest of his life
im so skinny i could use floss as a noose
*An obese depressed mother is trying to tie a noose but can't reach it so she calls her son for help* *a few minutes later* son: there mother: where did you learn to tie such a good noose? son: dad showed me before he died mother: DAM HIM TO HE- *slips and noose chokes her to death*
So put your best face on everybody, pretend you know this song everybody- *pulls out noose* 'COME HANG'... *pulls out gun* Let's go out with a bang... Bang- *gunshot*
