Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They wanted someone to call "daddy."
My girlfriend really wants me to get her pregnant so she would have a father figure in her life for once
On my 21st Birthday my mom told me I got a nice birthday present for you. As the son and only child your going to to get something good and something you been looking forward to is what my mom said. Me my mom and my on;y friend celebrate my Birthday then we all went to sleep I woke up the next day I ask hey where my gift you said you got me. My mom said since your father left us you have have no father figure in your life. So this is your new step father the only thing it was my only friend.
Don't listen to people when they say you have a dad bod. you don't. You have a father figure
Why did the kid name Jeff become gay because he grow up with out a father figure hahaha I love dark humor