By using this site, you agree to its use of cookies. Read more

You wanna know what i want for Christmas? My dad to come back with the milk he said he was gonna get.

Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs? – Because the cow has the udder.

A farmer walks up to his farmer neighbor with a jug of milk. the farmer says “I milked your cow”. the neighbor replies “i have a bull not a cow”

guy spills milk on a me i say " it’s OK we all make mistakes sometimes but apparently your mom made a big one

My boyfriend came over today and stole my milk. How dairy.

what do you call milk that gets everything she wants?

spoiled milk

What kind of Bees make milk?

BooBees

What’s the difference between America and a bottle of milk? – In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.

What do you call terrible milk?

Udder Bullshit

Where animal does Russian milk come from?

moscows

What does milk and a kid with cancer have in common? An expiration date.

I had problems milking my cow one morning. It was an udder failure.

Wich bees produce milk?

Boobies

whats the hardest part when making skimmed milk? throwing the cow across the lake

A kid milks a cow and goes to school and tells his friends I milk a cow and it took awhile for it to warm up and his brother came over and said we don’t have cows we have Bulls

What do you call a roach in milk? Aroach con leche 😂

Once my dad left to get milk then I realized we own a cow.

Cashier: Will you want the milk in a bag today sir?

Customer: I’ll just keep it in the carton if you don’t mind.

She had two gallons of milk, and I was starin’ at her jugs.

What do you get from a dwarf cow?

Condensed milk