A father is listening to his daughter say her prayers before bed. The daughter says “God bless Mummy and God Bless Daddy and God bless Grandma and good bye Grandad.” The father says, “Good bye Grandad? Why is that?” The daughter says, “Just because I felt like it.” The next day, Grandad drops dead. The father can’t believe the coincidence, but decided not to question it. That night, he listens to the daughter’s prayers again. She says, “God bless Mummy and God bless Daddy and goodbye Grandma.” The father is shocked again and asks his daughter why, but she says again, “Just because I felt like it.” The next day, the Grandma drops dead and now the Father is getting worried but doesn’t know what to do, so he tries to forget about it. That night, he listens to his daughter again and she says, “God bless Mummy and goodbye Daddy.” The father is now terrified and goes to work the next day sweating, cancels all of his meetings, and hides in his office for the whole day. He doesn’t go home and stays there until midnight. He’s very surprised. ‘I’ve cheated death!’ he thinks to himself, then rushes home. His wife asks, “Where have you been?!” and the husband says, “Oh don’t ask me any questions, today’s been miserable.” The wife replies, “Your days been miserable? Well, listen to my day! Firstly, the milk man drops dead on the porch…”
You wanna know what i want for Christmas? My dad to come back with the milk he said he was gonna get.
What do you get from a dwarf cow?
Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs? – Because the cow has the udder.
what do you call milk that gets everything she wants?
y do orphans eat cereal with water
there dad did not come back with the milk
Child: drinking milk
Farmer: hey, what are you doing?
Child: oh I just milked one of your cows
Farmer: We don’t have any cows, we only have bulls
What do you get when a cow doesn’t give anymore milk?
A milk dud 😂
I had problems milking my cow one morning. It was an udder failure.
Where animal does Russian milk come from?
Here’s a better version of a previous joke:
I would tell you a milk joke, but its whey too cheesy!
want to hear a joke a bout milk… no it’s to cheesey.
What kind of Bees make milk?
whats the hardest part when making skimmed milk? throwing the cow across the lake
What do milk and make a wish kids have in common , they both have expire dates.
Aunt: Stop telling the kids Santa isn’t real Me: Stop telling them their dad is going to get milk
Little Johnny catches his parents going at it and says “hey dad! Whatcha doin?” His father says “I’m filling your moms tank” Johnny says, “oh yeah well, you better get a model that gets better mileage because th milk man filled her up this morning.”
A kid milks a cow and goes to school and tells his friends I milk a cow and it took awhile for it to warm up and his brother came over and said we don’t have cows we have Bulls
A farmer walks up to his farmer neighbor with a jug of milk. the farmer says “I milked your cow”. the neighbor replies “i have a bull not a cow”
guy spills milk on a me i say " it’s OK we all make mistakes sometimes but apparently your mom made a big one