You wanna know what i want for Christmas? My dad to come back with the milk he said he was gonna get.
guy spills milk on a me i say " it’s OK we all make mistakes sometimes but apparently your mom made a big one
What’s the difference between America and a bottle of milk? – In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.
A farmer walks up to his farmer neighbor with a jug of milk. the farmer says “I milked your cow”. the neighbor replies “i have a bull not a cow”
A kid milks a cow and goes to school and tells his friends I milk a cow and it took awhile for it to warm up and his brother came over and said we don’t have cows we have Bulls
Cashier: Will you want the milk in a bag today sir?
Customer: I’ll just keep it in the carton if you don’t mind.