You wanna know what i want for Christmas? My dad to come back with the milk he said he was gonna get.

What do you get from a dwarf cow?

Condensed milk

Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs? – Because the cow has the udder.

what do you call milk that gets everything she wants?

spoiled milk

Aunt: Stop telling the kids Santa isn’t real Me: Stop telling them their dad is going to get milk

A farmer walks up to his farmer neighbor with a jug of milk. the farmer says “I milked your cow”. the neighbor replies “i have a bull not a cow”

guy spills milk on a me i say " it’s OK we all make mistakes sometimes but apparently your mom made a big one

What’s the difference between America and a bottle of milk? – In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.

I had problems milking my cow one morning. It was an udder failure.

want to hear a joke a bout milk… no it’s to cheesey.

What do you call a roach in milk? Aroach con leche 😂

What kind of Bees make milk?


Where animal does Russian milk come from?


Cashier: Will you want the milk in a bag today sir?

Customer: I’ll just keep it in the carton if you don’t mind.

What does milk and a kid with cancer have in common? An expiration date.

My boyfriend came over today and stole my milk. How dairy.

whats the hardest part when making skimmed milk? throwing the cow across the lake

What is the worst part of milking a cow?

The smell of the dairy air.

A kid milks a cow and goes to school and tells his friends I milk a cow and it took awhile for it to warm up and his brother came over and said we don’t have cows we have Bulls

Once my dad left to get milk then I realized we own a cow.