You wanna know what i want for Christmas? My dad to come back with the milk he said he was gonna get.

guy spills milk on a me i say " it’s OK we all make mistakes sometimes but apparently your mom made a big one

Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs? – Because the cow has the udder.

What’s the difference between America and a bottle of milk? – In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.

My boyfriend came over today and stole my milk. How dairy.

A farmer walks up to his farmer neighbor with a jug of milk. the farmer says “I milked your cow”. the neighbor replies “i have a bull not a cow”

what do you call milk that gets everything she wants?

spoiled milk

What does milk and a kid with cancer have in common? An expiration date.

I had problems milking my cow one morning. It was an udder failure.

What do you call terrible milk?

Udder Bullshit

Where animal does Russian milk come from?


Where do you get milk from? The Milky Way of course!

what type of bee makes milk? A boobee

A kid milks a cow and goes to school and tells his friends I milk a cow and it took awhile for it to warm up and his brother came over and said we don’t have cows we have Bulls

What kind of Bees make milk?


What do you call a roach in milk? Aroach con leche 😂

whats the hardest part when making skimmed milk? throwing the cow across the lake

The other day a man with some cheese and milk attacked me …how dairy

Cashier: Will you want the milk in a bag today sir?

Customer: I’ll just keep it in the carton if you don’t mind.

I don’t see why Africans complain about not having water, they have free chocolate milk.

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