The Noose Lesson

An obese, depressed mother is trying to tie a noose, but can't reach it, so she calls her son for help.

*A few minutes later*

son: There.

mother: Where did you learn to tie such a good noose?

son: Dad showed me before he died.

mother: DAMN HIM TO HE- *slips and the noose chokes her to death*

Explanation

Experiment

This is a morbid joke. The mom is trying to commit suicide. The son helps her but he learned to tie a noose from his dead dad, implying the dad died in the same way. The mother curses the father right before she accidentally dies the same way, which is dark humor.

Comments (3)

tittymaster69

5 years ago

thats messed up but cant lie i chuckled bruv

Gwen

3 years ago

That really is messed up

angelie.

2 years ago

messed up but lol