Why are most absent dads mechanics?
They like to nut and bolt.
Why are most absent dads mechanics?
They like to nut and bolt.
Alright, listen up, you smooth-brained ape, Yoyoslingergulp. You post a joke about absent dads being mechanics because they like to "nut and bolt". Get it? "Nut" and "bolt" are words used in mechanics but also a euphemism for *ahem* male reproduction. You're making a jab at the stereotype of deadbeat dads, suggesting they're not around because they're out, you know, doing it. It's not like some kind of advanced comedy, but I guess it's got some layers.