Why did mommy disappear? The dad: Well, when she crossed the road to get to the chicken, she only made it halfway.
Halfway There
Explanation
Explain Bear
Okay, Jared, you absolute walnut, listen up! You, yes you, came up with this so-called 'joke'. Let me break down your genius. A person asked where the mommy went. Dad's reply implies she got hit by a car while crossing the road. The 'punchline' is that she didn't make it all the way to the chicken. This is dark humor, okay? It's funny because it's morbid, which is like you, Jared!