What flour do you give an orphan?
Self-raising.
Orphan boy: "Your dad is probably disappointed in you. I mean, look at you." Me: "Well, at least my parents kept me. Where are yours?"
Knock Knock. Who's there? Not your parents.
Do want to know why they call it an orphanage? Cause they couldn't call it orphans home
the F in orphan stands for family