Father: “Son, you were adopted.”
Son: “What?! I knew it! I want to meet my biological parents!”
Father: “We are your biological parents. Now pack up, the new ones will pick you up in 20 minutes.”
Knock Knock. Who's there? Not your parents.
A brother and a sister always got into fights. One day the brother tells the sister, "your adopted" the sister yells back, "At least they wanted me!"
I don't like to use the word kidnapping. So I just use the term: surprise adoption
i made a website for orphans,it doesn't have a homepage
Where does an orphan come from?
Daddy getting milk
An old lady walks into an adoption centre and the lady that runs the business says “Oh, haven’t seen you in a long time!”
What flour do you give a orphan
Self raising
what's the difference between puppies and orphans
the puppies actually get adopted
one day I was walking around, then saw this mom mad at her kid and screamed " YoUr AdOpTeD!" he said "yeah I know my REAL mommy is still at home with daddy."
How to tell your kid he's adopted: Son, I'm a virgin.
Son: Dad am I adopted? Father: What? No! Out of all the kids in the adoption center do you really think I would pick u?
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is
One man's trash is another man's treasure.... Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you're adopted
whats the difference between Tyler and a rooster? A rooster says cock a doodle doo, Tyler says any cock will do.
One man’s trash is another man’s treasure. Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you were adopted.
My sister and I were both adopted from the same country, and my parents say they got us on a "two for one special."
How come when women decide to kill their unborn baby its a "choice". But when I decide to drive my car into a playground full of children its called "murder".
Why does the adopted kid like playing gta?because he wants to be wanted
As siblings we always joke about being adopted it stops being funny when your playing in your parents room and find both of your adoption papers
