Adoption

Adoption Jokes

Father: “Son, you were adopted.”

Son: “What?! I knew it! I want to meet my biological parents!”

Father: “We are your biological parents. Now pack up, the new ones will pick you up in 20 minutes.”

A brother and a sister always got into fights. One day the brother tells the sister, "your adopted" the sister yells back, "At least they wanted me!"

An old lady walks into an adoption centre and the lady that runs the business says “Oh, haven’t seen you in a long time!”

one day I was walking around, then saw this mom mad at her kid and screamed " YoUr AdOpTeD!" he said "yeah I know my REAL mommy is still at home with daddy."

Son: Dad am I adopted? Father: What? No! Out of all the kids in the adoption center do you really think I would pick u?

One man's trash is another man's treasure.... Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you're adopted

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A kid is watching tv and sees an ad about adopting an animal,he then turns to his mother and says “do we have to adopt a donkey” “no” replied the mom, “but we decided to do it......we adopted you”.

How come when women decide to kill their unborn baby its a "choice". But when I decide to drive my car into a playground full of children its called "murder".