Adoption jokes

I made a website for orphans. It doesn't have a homepage.

A brother and a sister always got into fights. One day the brother tells the sister, "You're adopted!" The sister yells back, "At least they wanted me!"

Son: Dad, am I adopted?

Father: What? No! Out of all the kids in the adoption center, do you really think I would pick you?

What's the difference between puppies and orphans?

The puppies actually get adopted.

An old lady walks into an adoption center, and the lady that runs the business says, "Oh, haven’t seen you in a long time!"

As siblings, we always joke about being adopted. It stops being funny when you're playing in your parents' room and find both of your adoption papers.

Why can’t orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.

How to tell your kid he's adopted:

Son, I'm a virgin.

One day I was walking around, then saw this mom mad at her kid and screamed, "You're adopted!" He said, "Yeah, I know. My REAL mommy is still at home with daddy."

What flour do you give an orphan?

Self-raising.

Father: "Son, you were adopted."

Son: "What?! I knew it! I want to meet my biological parents!"

Father: "We are your biological parents. Now pack up, the new ones will pick you up in 20 minutes."

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

I don't like to use the word "kidnapping". So I just use the term: "surprise adoption."

Can you make me a bowl of cereal? Oh wait, your dad never came back with the milk.

My sister and I were both adopted from the same country, and my parents say they got us on a "two for one special."

When I ask my dad if I got adopted, he said, "Not yet, no one wants you."

One man's trash is another man's treasure... Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you're adopted.

Wanna hear a good joke?

My dad’s love for me.

I go to get my mail.

Stranger: "Something fell out of your pocket! April fools!"

Me: "You're adopted, April fools!"

Then I see an orphan behind me and gets all excited.

Your hairline went back faster than your adoption papers!