What flour do you give an orphan?
Self-raising.
Why do orphans go to church? Because they can finally call someone "father."
Why can orphans travel around so much? They never get homesick.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Well, at least one gets picked.
What's the difference between puppies and orphans?
The puppies actually get adopted.
What do you call an orphan's family tree? A stump.
Why do orphans like getting kidnapped? Because someone actually wants them. 🤣
As siblings, we always joke about being adopted. It stops being funny when you're playing in your parents' room and find both of your adoption papers.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Their dad did not come back with the milk.
Father: “Son, you were adopted.”
Son: “What?! I knew it! I want to meet my biological parents!”
Father: “We are your biological parents. Now pack up, the new ones will pick you up in 20 minutes.”
A brother and a sister always got into fights. One day the brother tells the sister, "your adopted" the sister yells back, "At least they wanted me!"
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.
I don't like to use the word kidnapping. So I just use the term: surprise adoption
Orphan boy: "Your dad is probably disappointed in you. I mean, look at you." Me: "Well, at least my parents kept me. Where are yours?"
Knock Knock. Who's there? Not your parents.
Welcome to Dave's Orphanage. "You make it, we take it."
Once I saw A girl crying and asked where are your parents; God I love working at orphanages.
How to tell your kid he's adopted: Son, I'm a virgin.
Do want to know why they call it an orphanage? Cause they couldn't call it orphans home
the F in orphan stands for family
