Adoption Jokes


Father: “Son, you were adopted.”

Son: “What?! I knew it! I want to meet my biological parents!”

Father: “We are your biological parents. Now pack up, the new ones will pick you up in 20 minutes.”


A brother and a sister always got into fights. One day the brother tells the sister, “your adopted” the sister yells back, “At least they wanted me!”


What flour do you give a orphan

Self raising


I don’t like to use the word kidnapping. So I just use the term: surprise adoption

Danielle Andrews

Knock Knock. Who’s there? Not your parents.

in Orphan

what’s the difference between puppies and orphans

the puppies actually get adopted


How to tell your kid he’s adopted: Son, I’m a virgin.


Why can’t orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is

Dankey Kang

Wanna hear a good joke?

My dad’s love for me


One man’s trash is another man’s treasure… Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you’re adopted


How come when women decide to kill their unborn baby its a “choice”. But when I decide to drive my car into a playground full of children its called “murder”.


A family of 3, a dad, a mom, and a 12 year old son are driving in the car when the dad says, “How about we play a little game of two truths and a lie. It’ll be fun.” “Ok,” the mom and son reply happily. “Let me start,” says the son. “Ok, go ahead,” replies the mom. “I hate video games, I hate school, and I love junk food,” says the son. “Ooh ooh! You do love junk food, you do hate school, and you don’t hate video games.” Says the mom. “Your right!” He replies. “I’ll go next,” says the dad. I love your mom, you’re adopted, and my dad almost died in WWII.” “Hmm… Your dad did not almost die in WWII, obviously I’m not adopted, and you do love my mom.” Says the son. “The lie isn’t that your adopted.” Says the dad.


your adopted

dark web

i made a website for orphans,it doesn’t have a homepage

in Puns

when i ask my dad did i get adopted he said not yet no one wants you

Not a robot

A kid is watching tv and sees an ad about adopting an animal,he then turns to his mother and says “do we have to adopt a donkey” “no” replied the mom, “but we decided to do it…we adopted you”.


Son: Dad am I adopted? Father: What? No! Out of all the kids in the adoption center do you really think I would pick u?

in Orphan

As siblings we always joke about being adopted it stops being funny when your playing in your parents room and find both of your adoption papers


Why can’t orphans play baseball?

They can’t ever find home.

Adoption Kid

My sister and I were both adopted from the same country, and my parents say they got us on a “two for one special.”