Father: “Son, you were adopted.”

Son: “What?! I knew it! I want to meet my biological parents!”

Father: “We are your biological parents. Now pack up, the new ones will pick you up in 20 minutes.”

One man’s trash is another man’s treasure… Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you’re adopted

One man’s trash is another man’s treasure Wonderful saying, Horrible way to find out you were adopted.

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

They can’t ever find home.

A family of 3, a dad, a mom, and a 12 year old son are driving in the car when the dad says, “How about we play a little game of two truths and a lie. It’ll be fun.” “Ok,” the mom and son reply happily. “Let me start,” says the son. “Ok, go ahead,” replies the mom. “I hate video games, I hate school, and I love junk food,” says the son. “Ooh ooh! You do love junk food, you do hate school, and you don’t hate video games.” Says the mom. “Your right!” He replies. “I’ll go next,” says the dad. I love your mom, you’re adopted, and my dad almost died in WWII.” “Hmm… Your dad did not almost die in WWII, obviously I’m not adopted, and you do love my mom.” Says the son. “The lie isn’t that your adopted.” Says the dad.

How come when women decide to kill their unborn baby its a “choice”. But when I decide to drive my car into a playground full of children its called “murder”.

Why can’t orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is

What do you call a Sad Depressed Artist? Anything But Cows of Woe.

Bippity Boppity Bill Cosby!

I don’t like to use the word kidnapping. So I just use the term: surprise adoption

My dad coming back.

My sister and I were both adopted from the same country, and my parents say they got us on a “two for one special.”

Wanna hear a good joke?

My dad’s love for me

A kid is watching tv and sees an ad about adopting an animal,he then turns to his mother and says “do we have to adopt a donkey” “no” replied the mom, “but we decided to do it…we adopted you”.

whats the difference between Tyler and a rooster? A rooster says cock a doodle doo, Tyler says any cock will do.

Why was sally at the hospital after her parents left? Because they put her up for adoption.

A brother and a sister always got into fights. One day the brother tells the sister, “your adopted” the sister yells back, “At least they wanted me!”

when i ask my dad did i get adopted he said not yet no one wants you

i made a website for orphans,it doesn’t have a homepage

Son: Dad am I adopted? Father: What? No! Out of all the kids in the adoption center do you really think I would pick u?

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