Father: “Son, you were adopted.”
Son: “What?! I knew it! I want to meet my biological parents!”
Father: “We are your biological parents. Now pack up, the new ones will pick you up in 20 minutes.”
Knock Knock. Who's there? Not your parents.
A brother and a sister always got into fights. One day the brother tells the sister, "your adopted" the sister yells back, "At least they wanted me!"
I don't like to use the word kidnapping. So I just use the term: surprise adoption
what's the difference between puppies and orphans
the puppies actually get adopted
How to tell your kid he's adopted: Son, I'm a virgin.
What flour do you give a orphan
Self raising
i made a website for orphans,it doesn't have a homepage
Son: Dad am I adopted? Father: What? No! Out of all the kids in the adoption center do you really think I would pick u?
As siblings we always joke about being adopted it stops being funny when your playing in your parents room and find both of your adoption papers
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is
Sister: your adopted
Me: at least they wanted me, they must feel terribly bad cuz they had to keep you :(
Where does an orphan come from?
Daddy getting milk
Can you make me a bowl of cereal, oh wait you dad never came back with the milk
one day I was walking around, then saw this mom mad at her kid and screamed " YoUr AdOpTeD!" he said "yeah I know my REAL mommy is still at home with daddy."
One man's trash is another man's treasure.... Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you're adopted
whats the difference between Tyler and a rooster? A rooster says cock a doodle doo, Tyler says any cock will do.
How come when women decide to kill their unborn baby its a "choice". But when I decide to drive my car into a playground full of children its called "murder".
My sister and I were both adopted from the same country, and my parents say they got us on a "two for one special."
