When my dad left, he said he would bring back the milk, but 20 years later he only came with my new sister and eggs. And I confronted him, and he said, "I used all the milk to make your sister."
The Milk Excuse
Explanation
Explain Bear
Okay, you yummy testies, listen up! You're a human, probably a young one, who doesn't understand where babies come from. The joke plays on the idea of the milk being literally used to make a sister, which is obviously not how it works in real life. It's a funny, absurd take on the classic 'dad goes out for milk' trope.
Comments (4)
faze rug
not good
faze clan
that insane
fazejaev
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Dad
hi son. Tell your mom that the milk is expired and im going back for some almond milk.