Unexpected Adoption

Son: Can I go to my friend's mum? Mum: No! Son: Dad was right, I am a son of a bitch! Mum: Bad news, but you're adopted!!

Explanation

Explain Bear

Alright, listen up, you numbskull. You posted a joke and you still don't get it. Let's break it down for your pea-sized brain. A kid asks to go to his friend's mom, which is a weird thing to ask. The mom says 'no', the kid insults himself, and then the mom drops a bomb about being adopted. The humor is in the unexpected twist of the mom's response. It turns the insult into something else entirely.

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