Balloon Jokes

Why can't you give Elsa a balloon because she will let it go

Yo mama so ugly when her parents had a gender reveal party the balloon came out green.

“Daddy, what are those 2 things on mum’s chest?”. Asked Tom “Those are just....balloons”.said dad (Later) “Dad! I think mum’s dying!”said Tom. “Why?” Asked dad. “Because uncles blowing her balloons and she said “oh god im cumming!”

My friends were really annoying me at my birthday party, so I decided to pop a balloon to spook them.

Maybe going on a hot air balloon ride wasn't the best idea

Freddy Bonnie cheka foxy and balloon boy fnaf

President Biden ordered an F16 missile attack to destroy the Chinese spy balloon

Americans are thrilled. It's the first thing he's done to combat inflation.

Why is my dick like a balloon?

The more you blow it, the bigger it gets.

Yo mama so fat she could fly a hot air balloon by letting out her gas

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it goo!!

what goes up must come down apart from mr vyse

egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, mf look like a damn balloon. call me kobe cause im finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo parents. mr clean, bootleg saitama lookin ass mfer. no hair? :(

My wife is a optimist our first night together she handed me a magnum xl condom. I didn’t know what to do so I made her a balloon animal 🎈 🦒

Balloon 1: Watch out for cactus Balloon 2: Where is cactussssssss

1.What do you call chesse that's no yours - Nacho Chesse 2. Knock Knock WHO's there ash ash who-ashOoO 3. How does the ocean say hello - he waves 4. Why can't elsa have a ballaon- Because she will let it go 5. What do you can your enemy- You dont call it at all