Balloon

Balloon Jokes

My friends were really annoying me at my birthday party, so I decided to pop a balloon to spook them.

Maybe going on a hot air balloon ride wasn't the best idea

President Biden ordered an F16 missile attack to destroy the Chinese spy balloon

Americans are thrilled. It's the first thing he's done to combat inflation.

My wife is a optimist our first night together she handed me a magnum xl condom. I didn’t know what to do so I made her a balloon animal 🎈 🦒

1.What do you call chesse that's no yours - Nacho Chesse 2. Knock Knock WHO's there ash ash who-ashOoO 3. How does the ocean say hello - he waves 4. Why can't elsa have a ballaon- Because she will let it go 5. What do you can your enemy- You dont call it at all

*America shoots down balloon* China* You killed a innocent man!! USA* what?! China* yes, he was a famous sumo wrestler.