Balloon jokes
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? Because she will let it go.
Yo mama so ugly when her parents had a gender reveal party the balloon came out green.
"Daddy, what are those two things on mum’s chest?" asked Tom. "Those are just... balloons," said dad.
(Later)
"Dad! I think mum’s dying!" said Tom. "Why?" asked dad. "Because uncles are blowing her balloons, and she said, ‘Oh god, I'm cumming!’"
My friends were really annoying me at my birthday party, so I decided to pop a balloon to spook them.
Maybe going on a hot air balloon ride wasn't the best idea.
Freddy, Bonnie, Cheka, Foxy, and Balloon Boy FNAF.
President Biden ordered an F16 missile attack to destroy the Chinese spy balloon.
Americans are thrilled. It's the first thing he's done to combat inflation.
Why is my dick like a balloon?
The more you blow it, the bigger it gets.
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she’ll let it goo!
Yo mama so fat, she could fly a hot air balloon by letting out her gas.
What music scares balloons?
Pop music.
Why would the banana scream "ouch?"
Because it is getting peeled.
What goes up must come down, apart from Mr. Vyse.
Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.
Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(
My wife is an optimist. Our first night together, she handed me a Magnum XL condom. I didn’t know what to do, so I made her a balloon animal 🎈🦒.
Balloon 1: Watch out for cactus!
Balloon 2: Where is cactussssssss?
1. What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho cheese.
2. Knock, knock. Who's there? Ash. Ash who? Achoo!
3. How does the ocean say hello? He waves.
4. Why can't Elsa have a balloon? Because she will let it go.
5. What do you call your enemy? You don't call it at all.
*America shoots down balloon*
China: "You killed an innocent man!!"
USA: "What?!"
China: "Yes, he was a famous sumo wrestler."
Me: What did my sister do when she dressed up as Elsa and I gave her a balloon?
You: What?
Me: She let it go, let it go!
What do you call a batter in a hot air balloon?
What were the balloon's last words to his Father?
"Watch me, Pop!"
What music does a balloon listen to?
Pop music.