Balloon Jokes

JAred

Yo mama so ugly when her parents had a gender reveal part the balloon came out green.

Anonymous

My friends were really annoying me at my birthday party, so I decided to pop a balloon to spook them.

Maybe going on a hot air balloon ride wasn’t the best idea

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she will let it go!

Anonymous
in Funny

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon Because she will let it go

Anonymous

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon she will let it go

Tiffany Stars
in Stupid jokes

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it goo!!

Badoon

Balloon 1: Watch out for cactus Balloon 2: Where is cactussssssss

Anonymous

Why is my dick like a balloon?

The more you blow it, the bigger it gets.

Hahah

My wife is a optimist our first night together she handed me a magnum xl condom. I didn’t know what to do so I made her a balloon animal 🎈 🦒

Anonymous uwu

what type of music is a balloon afraid of-pop

Allan C.

I went on a ballooning holiday recently. I put on four stone.

Anonymous

“Mom these balloons are hard to blow.”

“Son stay out of the drawer.”

faith

why did Elsa let go of the balloon car show Let It Go get it ?

Abdel

what do you not bring to a paparazzi’? a balloon

Freddy
in Sadness

What if balloon was spelled balooon? Thatf

Anonymous

why cant you give elsa a balloon?

she will let it go!!😂😂

Neve O'Bfien
in Restaurant

why should you never give else a balloon? cause she will let it go

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in Funny

Son: Dad, what are those two huge balloons on mummies chest? Dad: i don’t see balloons, but i see boobs, i mean, yes balloons Son: Are you sure they’re balloons yesterday i heard Uncle Frank trying to get a milk dispenser working