Balloon jokes
I went on a ballooning holiday recently. I put on four stone.
Why did Elsa let go of the balloon?
Car show: "Let It Go," get it?
What’s the last balloon George Floyd blew up? His heroin balloon.
Me: What did my sister do when she dressed up as Elsa and I gave her a balloon?
You: What?
Me: She let it go, let it go!
Your balls are growing too big that they will pop like a balloon!
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Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
She will let it go!! 😂🤣
President Biden ordered an F16 missile attack to destroy the Chinese spy balloon.
Americans are thrilled. It's the first thing he's done to combat inflation.
What do you not bring to a paparazzi? A balloon.
"Daddy, what are those two things on mum’s chest?" asked Tom. "Those are just... balloons," said dad.
(Later)
"Dad! I think mum’s dying!" said Tom. "Why?" asked dad. "Because uncles are blowing her balloons, and she said, ‘Oh god, I'm cumming!’"
"Mom, these balloons are hard to blow."
"Son, stay out of the drawer."
My friends were really annoying me at my birthday party, so I decided to pop a balloon to spook them.
Maybe going on a hot air balloon ride wasn't the best idea.
Son: Dad, what are those two huge balloons on mommy's chest?
Dad: I don't see balloons, but I see boobs. I mean, yes, balloons.
Son: Are you sure they're balloons? Yesterday I heard Uncle Frank trying to get a milk dispenser working.
Why you never have to give a balloon to Elsa?
Because she will let it goooooooooooooooo let it goooo!
Yo mama so ugly when her parents had a gender reveal party the balloon came out green.
Why should you never give Elsa a balloon?
'Cause she will let it go.
1. What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho cheese.
2. Knock, knock. Who's there? Ash. Ash who? Achoo!
3. How does the ocean say hello? He waves.
4. Why can't Elsa have a balloon? Because she will let it go.
5. What do you call your enemy? You don't call it at all.
Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.
Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? Because she will let it go.
Why can Elsa hold a balloon? She will "Let It Go"!
What if "balloon" was spelled "balooon?" Thatf