Q: why did Sally fall off the building? A: Her dad pushed her
So apparently, Hitler's dad was quite the abusive fellow, always beating his son.
Guess that's why he's called (Hit)ler.
Remember the name Ben Andrews
Yo, dad so stupid he brought the milk after 2 years and he said oh sorry son in a go back to the store bye.
What's the difference between my dad and cancer? Cancer doesn't leave you.
Why do people always talk about nine eleven??? my dad died that day he was a good pilot.
Why do orphans go to church : to call some one dad
My dad, unfortunately, passed away when we couldn’t remember his blood type... His last words to us were, “Be positive!”
I don't understand the plane crash at 9/11. my dad was a great pilot!
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? Its fine, he woke up
I've never seen my dad since September 11, I wonder where he is....
Kid: why do orphans like tennis
Dad: because it's the only time they get love
Your mum your dad the things you never had.
My dad went to go buy milk, but he walks as slow as my grandmother. My grandmother is paralyzed in the legs.
When your friend does a finger-gun and his dad appears behind him and does it too, with the real deal
I went to a birthday party and told dad jokes
The jokes didn't go over well. I was asked to leave the orphanage
Son: Dad, I think I got a girl pregnant. Dad: well is she already part of the family? Son: Yes, why? Dad: then there’s no need to be worried.
I asked my mom if I can help her out with the cooking, she answered yes. A few hours later dinner was ready and dad came to join. Mother said “honey can you get the mashed potatoes” dad said “why she’s right here”
My friend says. You should try Oreos with water. Me no. Because my dad actually came back with the milf
Son: Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Dad: Don't know, why? Son: Because they taste funny.
