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I think

A Lego figure is shown in an orange vest standing with arms out in a movie still. The text above the figure says, "Me asking my dad how I got 100% on the Autism Test even though I didn't practice for it:" The text at the bottom says, "...because you are The Special."

M3ME G0D

The image shows a dialogue where a doctor, mom, and dad all say "Everything is Fine." Then, it shows Patrick Star from Spongebob with the text "Cancer take it or leave it" overlaid, indicating what Google might say.

Advice

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A woman with a bloody nose in a sports uniform. The text on the image says: "My first game was like my first sexual experience. I ended up bleeding profusely but at least my dad came."

Wade

The image shows three pictures of Dwayne Johnson. In the first he has his fist clenched and is labeled "Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson", in the second he holds his hand out and is labeled "Dwayne 'The Paper' Johnson", and in the third he makes a peace sign with his fingers and is labeled "Dwayne 'The Scissors' Johnson."

Hollow Knight Beater

Can you relate

A baby with wide eyes and a surprised expression is being held by a person whose face is partially visible. Text overlay reads: "THAT MOMENT WHEN YOUR DAD USES YOUR PHONE".

Milli

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The image is split into two sections. The top shows a woman with a surprised but pleased smile. The text above her reads, "Mums when their teenage son mentions a girl for the first time." Below, there is a cartoon character holding a shotgun with an angry expression. A younger cartoon character stands beside him. The text says, "Dads when their teenage daughter mentions a boy" and "I just want to talk with him."

MyNonExistantDad

Im so special

A Lego character is displayed with the text: "Me asking my dad how I got 100% on the Autism Test even though I didn't practice for it: ...because you are The Special."

C A S N O V A

I CANT AHAHAHA

A person with spiky black hair is shown with a thinking pose, one finger on his forehead. Above, it says "You can't be a failure if you don't have a dad to disappoint."

Nintendo Fan

The image shows two panels. The top panel shows a mother looking at a baby with a loving gaze, the mother gently holds the baby's hand and kisses it. The text reads "WHEN MOM IS ALONE WITH THE BABY." The bottom panel shows a father's hands on a baby's cheeks with a slight squeezing. The baby has a pouty, grumpy face. The text reads "WHEN DAD IS ALONE WITH THE BABY."

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HOLD UP

A chat conversation between two people. One person asks not to make 9/11 memes because their dad died in 9/11. The other person apologizes. Then, the first person says their dad was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia. Below the chat is an image of a cartoon figure with the text "hold up".

Bozo

The image shows an oak tree with a face. Above the tree, text says: "oh no my dad is driving drunk someone stop him!" some random oak tree:

Angel_Izzy

A young boy with a serious face. The text says: "When you tell your dad to do a magic trick and he disappears forever."

Blach66.1

The image shows a text message exchange between a dad and his son. The dad asks, "Are you wining, son?" The son replies with a picture of his Minecraft character standing in front of a sign that reads "Kool Kids Klub," and a caption "DEFINITELY".

ur momy

imagine having a dad

Close-up of the character Megamind with a sad facial expression and the text "No Dad?" on top.

MisterDussel

My Dad:,,Dont Smoke its very bad for your health" Also my Dad:

A green pea shooter plant from Plants vs Zombies with a cigarette in its mouth.

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a text message conversation. The first text says, "Can you call me a taxi at 7am tomorrow?" The second text says, "Thanks dad". There is a green "Ok" bubble, and the last text, which is from "dad", says: "You're a taxi".

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Sharpness V belt

A cartoon image of Squidward from Spongebob with wide eyes and mouth open. The text reads: "Minecraft fans when their dad whips out his sharpness V belt" and a comment reads: "I have a van enchanted with lure III".

Walter White

Anime memes replaced by breaking bad

The image shows four similar pictures of Walter White, labeled 'Me', 'My sister', 'My Mother', and 'My Dad' respectively, at the top. A fifth picture is shown below with the label 'My stepsister'. The text above the pictures says: '*When my sister catches me watching porn*'.

✨Jassy✨

Like if you can relate and comment if you think this is funny

The image consists of two panels. The top panel shows a text saying "7 y/o me in my dad's car: Dad, I wanna turn on the light. Can I press this button?" with an image of a hand about to press a car light button. The bottom panel shows a text saying "My dad:" with an image of the character Rocket Racoon from the movie Guardians of the Galaxy saying "No!! That's the button that will kill everyone".

✨Jassy✨

My mom when we got my dog

The image shows a meme with text at the top and a picture at the bottom. The text reads, "Dad: doesn't want dog. Family: gets dog anyway. Dad and dog:". The picture shows Rocket Raccoon standing on Groot's shoulders. Both are characters from Guardians of the Galaxy. Rocket is holding a weapon and Groot has his mouth open in a shout.

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