Fatherhood jokes
Batman: I’m vengeance.
Dad: Hi Vengeance, I’m dad.
Batman: ...
Dad: Son, it’s been 20 years, please let go.
What is an orphan's favorite quote in Star Wars?
"I am your father!"
Why do orphans like to be gay?
So they can call someone "daddy."
Stevie Wonder is a terrible father.
He never sees his kids.
I know how unicorns make babies. The dad puts his horn in the girl's butt hole.
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They don't call priests "daddy," they call me daddy.
What’s worse than finger banging your sister?
Finding your dad’s wedding ring.
Why do orphans go to church? So that they can call someone Father.
Dad?
You will find your dad that left to get the milk before your hairline.
What's the difference between Batman and a gay person?
Batman has no one to call "daddy."
I dressed up as Darth Vader at an orphanage and said, "I am your father!"
A husband came back from a business trip and found out that his wife was pregnant. At first, he got a bit suspicious, but then he just ignored it and hugged his wife with happiness. The second when he met his friend and told him the news, the friend just said, "Wait, what? I thought she was on pills!"
I remember when I saw my dad's penis for the first time.
I said, "Dad, don't text me shit like that."
Why did the orphan go to church?
Because they need a father.
What's the difference between calling someone dad or daddy? How you come from his balls.
What do you call an octopus dad?
An octodad.
Why did the kid named Jeff become gay? Because he grew up without a father figure. Hahaha, I love dark humor!
What is an orphan's favorite quote in Star Wars?
"I am your father."
My dad is so good at hiding, even the FBI can't find him.
I worry about him sometimes.