Dad joke Why does a dad gets more than a pair of socks at the golf course? Because of a hole in one
Dad: boy Come sit in this hole while I brace the ground Boy: I don't want to see grandpa he scares me
Family all eating at the table Brother: hmm I think I feel gold Sister: stop the cap Brother look under the table and says “ nope just a gold digger” Dad laughed Step mom storms out of the room
My dad went to school saying dad jokes. I was embarrased and I cried with a-dult cry.
Knock knock, Whos there? Dad You came back?
“Yes?” she inquires with a knowing smile. “May I help you?”
“I was wondering,” whispers the man, “are you the one who gives the handjobs?”
“Yes,” she purrs, “I am.”
The man replies, “Well, wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger.”
A proud new dad sits down with his own father.
His father says, "Son,you now have a child of your own, so I think it's time I gave you this." And so, he pulls out a book: 1001 Dad Jokes.
The young man says, "Dad, I'm honored," as tears well up in his eyes.
His father says, "Hi, Honoured, I'm Dad."
want to hear a dad joke. look in the mirror you get the joke.
1.You can ́t wash you ́re eyes with soap 2.You can ́t count you ́re hair 3.You can ́t breathe through you nose with youre tongue out 4.You just tried number three 5.When u tried number 3 u realized it was possible only u look like a dog 6.Youre smileing right now because you relized you were fooloed 7.you skipped number 5 8.you just checked if there was a number 5 9.This is not my joke all credit goes to steps
My dad told me to stop with the suicide jokes so I said I’ll cut it out
why does my dad hate me ? really please tell me im tired of the constant abuse and pain.
My Friend said having sex is alot like your first football game
Your bloody and bruised but at least your dad was there
Your forehead is like my dad Non-existent
Your Parents
What is it called when u whoop a donkey?
A whooped ass and apparently some people get that everyday from their drunk dads.
"How do celebrities stay cool?"
"They have many fans."
my dad died in 9-11 he was the best piolt
Do one day i was sitting on my couch watching youtube when i heard a knock on the door. i opened the door and to my surprise it was my dad. i haven't seen him in 16 years, so i let him in. i noticed he had a gallon of milk in his hand and he went to the kitchen and put the milk in the fridge. then he walked towards me and said "Oh no! i forgot the cereal!" then he walked out the door and drove away. i never saw him again
Guys we shouldn't make jokes about 911 my dad was a victum he was the best pilot in Arab
Why was Timmy so sad? Because his dad stapled a frog to his forehead
