Dad jokes

Little Johnny went to school and right before class started, he pulled down his pants and said, "Little fishy, little fishy, little fishy." After that, his teacher told him to put on his pants and go to the office. The principal asked him what he did, so he pulled down his pants and said, "Little fishy, little fishy, little fishy." Then the principal called his mom. The mom got there and took little Johnny home.

They got in the car, and his mother asked, "Johnny, what did you do this time?" So Johnny pulled his pants and said, "Little fishy, little fishy, little fishy." Once they got home, his dad was off work and heard that Johnny was coming home early from school. Once again he asked Johnny what he did. Johnny pulled down his pants and said, "Little fishy, little fishy, little fishy." After that, his dad was surprised, so his dad pulled down his pants and said, "Big whale, big whale."

When your friend does a finger-gun and his dad appears behind him and does it too, with the real deal!

"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Not your dad."Random kid: "My dad went to get milk. My mom said he will be back soon."

What do Myspace and my dad have in common?

I haven't seen them in a while.

My dad went for the milk, but he left his wheelchair.

We shouldn't joke about major tragedies. My dad died in 9/11, he was Saudi Arabia's best pilot.

I saw a news ad on TV about a dad coming home after getting milk. I said, "I've never seen that one before!"

My dad may be working, but the coping mechanisms sure aren't!

How's your dad?

What? I forgot he's still sleeping.

I'm sorry your dad beat you instead of cancer.

Mert has no dad.

Raihan fucks Ahmed who fucks Zupporah.

I don't understand why people hate it when they hear a dad joke. They are actually pretty funny, and I will show you Y. (shows a picture of the letter Y)

Dad, I hate you!

My dad died in 9/11. At least he did what he loves best: flying planes.

My dad died in 9/11, and that was the second worst thing that happened to me with a plane, next to Soul Plane.

"Me tells dad joke often."

"I want to hear it."

"Me? You wouldn't get it."

A young boy walked up to his dad and asked, "Daddy, why are you banned from coming to elementary school?"

The dad calmly replies, "Because that's how I met your mother."

I asked my dad why a grown man would play Pokémon Go?

He said “Wynaut.”

Why does the orphan drink hot coco with water?

Because his dad never came back with the milk.

When the school shooter enters the classroom and it's the quiet kid's dad.