What do Myspace and my dad have in common?
I haven't seen them in a while.
Dad Jokes
My dad went for the milk, but he left his wheelchair.
We shouldn't joke about major tragedies. My dad died in 9/11, he was Saudi Arabia's best pilot.
I saw a news ad on TV about a dad coming home after getting milk. I said, "I've never seen that one before!"
My dad may be working, but the coping mechanisms sure aren't!
How's your dad?
What? I forgot he's still sleeping.
I'm sorry your dad beat you instead of cancer.
Mert has no dad.
Raihan fucks Ahmed who fucks Zupporah.
I don't understand why people hate it when they hear a dad joke. They are actually pretty funny, and I will show you Y. (shows a picture of the letter Y)
Dad, I hate you!
My dad died in 9/11. At least he did what he loves best: flying planes.
My dad died in 9/11, and that was the second worst thing that happened to me with a plane, next to Soul Plane.
"Me tells dad joke often."
"I want to hear it."
"Me? You wouldn't get it."
A young boy walked up to his dad and asked, "Daddy, why are you banned from coming to elementary school?"
The dad calmly replies, "Because that's how I met your mother."
I asked my dad why a grown man would play Pokémon Go?
He said “Wynaut.”
Why does the orphan drink hot coco with water?
Because his dad never came back with the milk.
When the school shooter enters the classroom and it's the quiet kid's dad.
I will be back, I'm gonna get milk...
Me:...
Me: Dad, my phone is broken.
Dad: How?
Me: I clicked the home button, but I'm still at school.
Dad: Stupid.
I wasn't close to my dad when he died.
Which was good, he died to a landmine.
