Your dad is so fat he walks past the TV I miss 3 episodes of South Park
What's the difference between me and my mate...
I left my dad, while hers left with their friend Cancer
my dad told me a joke one time, when I realized the joke the second tower was hit
yo mama so fat ur dad could never get away
my mom and dad: KIDS COME DOWNSTAIRS TO EAT me: what's for dinner Mom and Dad: food The next day KIDS COME DOWNSTAIRS FOR FOOD my brother and sister what's for dinner: mr: food ;-;
I don't understand why people hate it when they hear a dad joke. they are actually pretty funny. and i will show you y. (shows a picture of the letter Y)
your nhair line goes back to when you dad left you
“My Mum told me the best time to ask my Dad for anything was during sex. Not the best advice I’d ever been given. I burst in through the bedroom door saying, ‘Can I have a new bike?’ He was very upset. His secretary was surprisingly nice about it. I got the bike.”
dad i hate you
My dad died in 9-11. At least he did what he loves best, flying planes
My dad may be working, but the coping mechanisms sure aren't
Me tells dad joke orfen I want to here it me you wouldn't get it
My dad died in 911 and that was the second worst thing that happened to me with a plane next to soul plane
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
I'm sorry your dad beat you instead of cancer
We shouldn't joke about major tragedies. My dad died in 9/11, he was Saudi arabias best pilot
I saw a news ad on tv about a dad coming home after getting milk i said "ive never seen that one before"
hows your dad what I forgot he still sleeping
knock knock- whose there- not your dad- random kid: my dad went to get milk my mom said he will be back soon.
What does Myspace And My Dad has in common? I havent seen them in a while
