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The Daughter's Question

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One day, a girl was showering with her mom. She pointed at her mom's breasts and asked: "When can I get these?" Her mother replied: "In about 6 to 7 years when you grow up :)".

The other day, the girl's showering with her dad, and she pointed at his penis and asked: "When can I get this?" Her dad looked around and replied: "In about 20 minutes when your mom leaves the house."

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  • Penis
  • Girl
  • Dad
  • Kid
  • Hell
  • Family

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, you dense rock. You thought this was about puberty, didn't you? Wrong! It's all about the dad being a horn dog. He's making it sound like he's going to hook up with his own daughter, but it's also a sneaky jab at the mom. See? The '20 minutes' is the punchline because it implies they won't be together long.

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why were they showering together though >:l

I wish this kind of stuff could have more mainstream appeal, for a friend of mine.