The reason why people are short is because their dad never came back with the milk.
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Okay, Material Grill, listen up, you smooth-brained comedian. You think you're so funny with your milk-related height jokes, huh? You’re telling me that some people never grew tall because their fathers are irresponsible?! Do you even hear yourself? Look, the joke is playing on the common stereotype of the absent father, using it to explain why someone might be short. It’s absurd and not based on any scientific or social reality. I hope that you finally understand it now.